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Parents' Evening

A bi-annual night of stress, guilt and recrimination where stressed out/ tired teachers who have spent the night frantically marking books converse with defensive / stressed parents who feel like they're being judged.

Parent's often don't let on who's mum and dad they are so teachers play a strange kind of guessing game trying to work out which of their pupils could be spawned by this combination of people.

They also can't risk calling them by the same surname of their children as theres a pretty good chance they're different.

Teachers try to be diplomatic and vague whilst parents want answers.
5 hours into a normal Parents' Evening

Teacher: Good Evening. I'm Mr. Blake.

Parent: Hi

Teacher: You must be here to talk about...

Parent: Yeah

4 minutes later

Teacher: (still not 100% who's parent this is)...so definate progress has been made which is pleasing and bodes well for next year...

Parent: (None the wizer but pleased they've not been called bad parents to their faces) Thanks

Teacher: (Lying) Feel free to drop by at any time if you have any concerns.
Parent: (Lying) Thanks I will.
by teeecher May 3, 2011
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Lady of the evening

Old-fashioned slang for a hooker/prostitute. These days, it's most commonly heard in repeats of old 1970s "Match Game" episodes.
Host: "You know a party is really wild when each room has a BLANK"
Contestant: "A lady of the evening"
by Retro Saiyan September 24, 2010
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Evening Eye

When your eyes become heavy and tired late in the day due to exertion.
All that drinking in the sun has really given me a bad case of evening eye!
by fantasticallyfilthy May 24, 2011
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Evening Feed

it is basicily the newer sland for eating dinner with family
like being fed by the older ones from either take out or a home cooked meal
boy 1- (walks in) hey family hows it hanging?
boy 2- nothing much just time for evening feed!
by Infamous Austin July 6, 2009
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Evening Nap Syndrome (ENS)

Inability to fall asleep at night after taking evening naps. You come home from work and take a nap from 7-9. As a result, you can't fall asleep until well after midnight. The next day, the same cycle repeats itself and so on and so forth.
"You've crashed on the couch after dinner the last two nights and then haven't been able to fall asleep until 2 a.m.? You must have Evening Nap Syndrome (ENS)!"
by jshizzle79 August 19, 2009
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evening of his life

The only night in a sorry motherfucker's life that he'll ever tap a chick's ass
That was the evening of his life.
by ShrtysSk8er April 21, 2004
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evening wood

Spontaneously getting an erection after morning, usually in the evening, sometimes after a nap.
Man, after that 3 hour nap on the couch, I got some serious evening wood.
by Calculated Risk January 11, 2008
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