by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM802 July 18, 2009
Get the Essex Junction mug.Awesome venue rockin' reggae/ska/dub written, recorded and preformed by essex's finest hippies - the New Town Kings - perfect for skanking to.
Person 1: Feel like some skanking to cheer me up....
Person 2: *puts on phat fingered essex ska*
Person 1: *has never heard anything as wicked as it before and immediately starts to skank and doesn't stop until they collapse on the floor form exhaustion*
Person 2: *puts on phat fingered essex ska*
Person 1: *has never heard anything as wicked as it before and immediately starts to skank and doesn't stop until they collapse on the floor form exhaustion*
by Ska-gal July 23, 2009
Get the Phat Fingered Essex Ska mug.Related Words
by TheFinn February 19, 2010
Get the Essig mug.west essex is a mix of Essex fells, rose land, Fairfield, and North Caldwell. North Caldwell is mostly jewish with high taxes and great elementary schools. Most of the girls are jappy. Fairfield is all Italian kids who are probably all family friends and wear there christian necklaces on a daily. Rose land is a mix of North Caldwell and Fairfield a few jewish kids and few Italian and christian. Essex fells is for rich kids that play lax and have a nice beach house and are spolied brats. Others are the nicest people you will meet but they have the regular small homes. Now for west essex.
West essex is made of cliches and friend groups. If you are in the popular group you hang out every weekend, you are invited to all the bar and bat mitzvahs or the sweet sixteens. also by the time you get to the high school you probably hooked up with at least 5 different boys.
Then there are the nerds the ones that go to the lake after school clubs and play video games and study 24/7. But everyone else is kinda in the middle. Usually the Fairfield girls and boys will stick with there elementary school friends. Falcon and cowboy football games, field hockey, and track are what everyone plays in middle school.
On the weekends you either go to a bm a sweet sixteen or a crazy party at someone’s house. You end up drinking doing some drugs and getting drunk with your friends. Mikes hard and svedka are the usual drinks
West essex is made of cliches and friend groups. If you are in the popular group you hang out every weekend, you are invited to all the bar and bat mitzvahs or the sweet sixteens. also by the time you get to the high school you probably hooked up with at least 5 different boys.
Then there are the nerds the ones that go to the lake after school clubs and play video games and study 24/7. But everyone else is kinda in the middle. Usually the Fairfield girls and boys will stick with there elementary school friends. Falcon and cowboy football games, field hockey, and track are what everyone plays in middle school.
On the weekends you either go to a bm a sweet sixteen or a crazy party at someone’s house. You end up drinking doing some drugs and getting drunk with your friends. Mikes hard and svedka are the usual drinks
by doglover1223344food October 2, 2018
Get the West Essex mug.Essex Girl: Hey! Have you seen ''The Only Way is Essex''? It's totallay funnay.
Some other guy not from Essex: Nope.
*Essex Girl shows the guy one of the episodes, he was never heard of again*
Some other guy not from Essex: Nope.
*Essex Girl shows the guy one of the episodes, he was never heard of again*
by LexiconDoll December 18, 2010
Get the The Only Way is Essex mug.A place full of crackheads , Billy Webb , and a girl who shoved disgusting things up her vagina. Essington is a shithole and Billy Webb and Dom Bennett make it even worse by going round wrecking everything. Try so stay away from Essington
by User1928337 December 17, 2019
Get the essington mug.Located about 25 minutes(15 if you're speeding) from Times Square NYC. Possibly the most diverse county in New Jersey. With cities such as Newark, and Irvington(both canidates for the Shittiest City In America Award)and affluent suburbs such as the Caldwells(Home of the Sopranos) it truly is a diverse county. Nomatter where you are in Essex County, the "Jersey Spirit" is heard loud and clear. If you are looking for a stereotypical New Jerseyer, this is without a doubt the county to do it in. Essex County also seams to have marked their turf on the Jersey shore slum/town of Seaside Heights, and practically makes up 100% of its population a few times a year. Probably is home to some of the best food/pizza and restaurants in the entire northeast, second to that of NYC. Essex county is also the largest Italian populated county in the United States, hence it is where the term Guidos began in the late 60/70's when Italian-American men came together and formed New Jersey Organized Crime. The term was used by non-italians to decribe and denounce individuals who identified themselves as non-workers at labor/work sites by dressing extraordinarily nice. Essex County. Not the nicest place to vacation, but not too bad s place to come from.
Guido #1: Yo, where you goin for "Mem. Day" weekend, bro?
Guido #2: Bro, We got a place in Seaside its gonna be poppin! All of essex county is gonna be there!
Guido #2: Bro, We got a place in Seaside its gonna be poppin! All of essex county is gonna be there!
by Krone May 25, 2006
Get the essex county mug.