escalade

one of many large cars that men purchase to conceal the diminutive
nature of their "manhood."

That guy was born with a little dick, so he bought an Escalade to feel
like a man.

by Jon March 19, 2004

Escalade

A vehicle which inner-city morons with bad credit aspire to drive; much in the same way hillbillies aspire to own a fireworks stand.

"Fo shizzle, dat Escuhlay be duh mad phat, pimped out, and off duh hook, G!"

by Angry Man October 30, 2003

roman escalade

gently place the ball sack on their eye sockets while draping your shaft down the brim of their nose and riding in a back and forth motion

I was gonna give him a roman helmet but took um for a ride in the roman escalade.

by truey December 31, 2008

Escapader

An Escapader is a person who balances exercise and exploring with celebratory food and drinks.

People who like their path to Active Wellness paved with good food, a few cheeky drinks and lots of laughs.

I am an Escapader because I like to hike or trail run, and then eat burgers and drink beer!

by Jules Roges January 5, 2021

Escalade

A SUV equally popular with rappers, drug dealers, old men and soccer moms. Basically a dressed-up suburban .

"Did you see the escalade seized from that drug dealer by the cops?

by TheBigCon4800 June 3, 2015

escalade

A Chevrolet Tahoe with body cladding, 18" wheels, and some fake chrome shit all over. Often acquired by people on the verge of bankruptcy who have a small dick.

Person 1: "Yo, I got me an escalade."
Person 2: "Sweet! Let's check it out."
Person 1: "Oh, the bank took it already."

by Chuck W February 18, 2008

Back Door Escalade

Part of the action in describing a back door cover in gambling. The 'Escalade' is used to 'break down the back door' to win a sports bet late in the game.

My team is only down 6, I'm gonna bring the Back Door Escalade around and break through the door!

by Milt Deezy May 8, 2007