enrique

has a massive dick and loves to hit kids with it

enrique has a massive cock

by THAT/NIGGA QUANDALE DINGLEBERG March 13, 2022

enrique

the name you call a hispanic friend when you can't remember his real name.

"This is my friend, Enrique."
"My name is Ricardo...."
"Oh Hey Ricardo!"

by chuckisaboogerface December 16, 2009

Enrique

Hottest singer out there!!
his Voice gives goosebumps to me!!

Enrique Iglesias..the spanish hunk...sings like divine!

by tuff gurl December 14, 2010

Enrique

The best Singer in the world!!

some ppl hate hum coz they aint himm! :P jealous! :P

has da best voice EVER

has da BEST personality in america!! n spain! :D

person 1- did u listen to the greatest hit song nowadays?

person2 - oh yeah sung by Enrique! i know! :P

by Mualagatha January 19, 2009

Enrique

A crazy mexican that is obsessive and will do anything for dome. You better atch out them Enriques are scary..

"Yeah you know Enrique?"
"Fuck yeah he one scary ass mothafucka."

by ashbeasssssst August 17, 2011

Enrique

Someone who is into a lot of strange fetishes. Specifically one who is obsessed with the odd combination of hair and straps, although several other less prominent fetishes are certainly present.

Joe: Dude, Enrique, check out that crazy hot chick.

Enrique: She'd look so much better with more hair and straps.

Joe: O_o *backs away slowly*

by xxxMasterDick October 1, 2011

Enrique

Pseudo-Emo layabout. Often dresses in black, and cries about everyday comments. An enrique will also wear sweatshirts / hoodies over work clothes for apparently no reason, even on hot days.

Joe - Whats up with that sad guy at work? I told him that he shouldn't wear a hoodie at work and he started to cry

Sue - Oh, yeah. That guy is such an enrique.

by T Rich November 19, 2007