Pseudo-Emo layabout. Often dresses in black, and cries about everyday comments. An enrique will also wear sweatshirts / hoodies over work clothes for apparently no reason, even on hot days.
Joe - Whats up with that sad guy at work? I told him that he shouldn't wear a hoodie at work and he started to cry
Sue - Oh, yeah. That guy is such an enrique.
Sue - Oh, yeah. That guy is such an enrique.
by T Rich November 19, 2007


Enrique is a simp, he does everything he can to obtain cooch from a girl that 5 other guys are going for. He hangs out with her at lunch but cannot get a sliver of cooch as hard as he tries
by Penischeeseinator December 4, 2019

by Carlos Rodriguez March 1, 2008


Cutest guy ever. EXTREMELY funny and loves memes. He is a EXTREMELEY dirty minded, but it works for him. He is also a hype beast and a vape king. Enrique’s are mostly shy, but once you know them well you WILL fall in love.
by jajajaj21hahah June 7, 2018
