When you fuck a cup of tea and then drink it.
It is what the English used to do before tv was invented
It is what the English used to do before tv was invented
by Srdjan April 30, 2008

full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.
by C February 24, 2004

by top spinner July 29, 2011

1 - a traditional english meal between 8 and 11 am, usually at the weekend.
2 - an improvement to the now over used egging.
how to full english breakfast:
gather all the ingredients of a full english breakfast. eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, tomato and mushrooms (you can also add bonus ingredience for good measure such as oranges, flour, full cream, pastys and yoghurt)
open all containers and remove all packaging
spread all contents over your desired target.
it has much the same effect as egging but is much more original. imagin the confusion of waking up to a full english breakfast.
2 - an improvement to the now over used egging.
how to full english breakfast:
gather all the ingredients of a full english breakfast. eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, tomato and mushrooms (you can also add bonus ingredience for good measure such as oranges, flour, full cream, pastys and yoghurt)
open all containers and remove all packaging
spread all contents over your desired target.
it has much the same effect as egging but is much more original. imagin the confusion of waking up to a full english breakfast.
to full english breakfast shows great skill in the area of haloween pranking.go forth and breakfast my children
by evil bob September 3, 2006

When a lady who has a high place in society has sexual intercourse with several commoners at the same time.
by Fresh Prince of Wales March 12, 2024

Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.
Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.
by Eeeeeeeen May 27, 2017

Had this bird around the other night, & gave her an English breakfast in the morning, woke her up quick smart!
by Nick Off April 22, 2021
