elderlynet

when old people get on the internet and take everything they see to heart or just play solitaire all day.

Grandma :" I was on myspacetoday and Tom's going to start charging me to have and account and I am not going to pay"

Grandma : " I dont have the internet but I stayed up the other night until 3 am playing solitaire on the computer "

Both examples of the "elderlynet"

by yogitommyd December 4, 2010

Elderly spaghetti head

A name to call someone that calls you an annoying name. Works more effectively for blondes.

Ex: Kyle: ok, boomer

Ellie: you Elderly spaghetti head

by Egirl23 December 2, 2019

Elderly

What someone becomes once they’re over thirty-five years of age😜

Anybody who is an older millennial as of 2021, might be seen as elderly by young people today

by Weathercaster1021 March 14, 2021

Elderly Jams

When you are constantly blocked in a supermarket by chatting pensioners who have spread themselves and their trollys across the shopping isles with no regard for other shoppers.

Woman 1 "What took you so long, you only went out for a pint of milk."
Woman 2 "the Aisles of Asda were impassible due to the the whole store being backed up with Elderly jams."

by Mez1 November 22, 2011

Ederlyn

She is beautiful and kind.

A very good friend and daughter.

But will never have a true and good love life.

You are so beautiful Ederlyn!

by Ke_nn_y June 8, 2021

Elderly Soda

basically, diet soda.

The only people who have elderly soda are old people

by AbeNMS92 April 13, 2017

elderly home

a nursing home

my friends call me stupid for saying elderly home

by omwtofyb December 4, 2017