boy employee

The male employee who makes idiotic choices or decisions involving a girlboss

Martha: "Helen of Troy is a girlboss for getting two men to fight over her"
Jan: "Yeah, Menelaus is a boy employee for keeping her lock up."

by Itcheecoochie June 8, 2021

Employee

A slave with a paycheck.

I am an employee of my boss.

by Daedalus October 9, 2004

Exployee

A previous employee who continues to work for their previous employer on a sub-contract basis, all the while earning significantly more than when they were employed full time...

Willo the Wisp is one of the best exployees we have!

by MartinWassell January 18, 2008

government employee

in fact I don't do dick all day, I'm busy typing this shit in urban dictionary when I should be working, (I mean taking a coffee break, smoke break, etc.

Man is it time to go home yet, my ass is getting soar from sitting here all day.

by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho February 6, 2003

employee of the month

An uncaring individual of a retail or customer service establishment who has no interest whatsoever in helping you.

Always there when you don't need them, and never around when you do.

Oh great, now I have to track down the employee of the month to get one of these stereos.

by RidinDirty August 12, 2006

Employmecide

When an individual leaves a perfectly good job for no apparent reason.

"Did you hear Mike just quit his great job?"
"You mean, he committed employmecide?"
"Yeah, that idiot just left his perfectly good job for no apparent reason!!"

by EL JEFE x100 April 21, 2009

fellow employee

Fellow Employee---Dumb ass microcephalics you have to put up with while you try to do your job.

I could finish this job if only my fellow employees would stay the fuck out of the way!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004