When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.
Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.
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The epic ending song of the album "Twilight of the Thunder God" by Amon Amarth. It's about a man who's been away from his homeland and how he dies on his journey back. It is a compilation of brutality, sorrow and pure metal, showing how melodic a metal song can exactly get.
You'll be crying hard, following the verse "Father, I'll die alone." alongside goosebumps.
By the second half of the song, you'll feel goosebumps (especially at the part where it says "Father, I'll die alone.").
You'll be crying hard, following the verse "Father, I'll die alone." alongside goosebumps.
By the second half of the song, you'll feel goosebumps (especially at the part where it says "Father, I'll die alone.").
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My friend is having a really bad week and I wish he could just have a toke and relax... Oh yeah I have emergency weed!
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Also known as shitting on your own doorstep, or shitting where you eat.
Rumoured to have originated in Dublin a while back when a well-known social butterfly started a relationship with a new housemate not long after moving in. Has since been used extensively in colleges throughout the capital.
Also known as shitting on your own doorstep, or shitting where you eat.
Rumoured to have originated in Dublin a while back when a well-known social butterfly started a relationship with a new housemate not long after moving in. Has since been used extensively in colleges throughout the capital.
I moved into a new gaff last week. There is a hot guy living there. I might end up pulling an emer on that shit
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