emboggle

em·bog·gle

To completely astonish or perplex by revealing the solution of a seemingly unsolvable puzzle, the meaning of an unfathomable idea (such as life) or the answer to an impossible question.

1)
"How did you see that word in there? I still can't see how you got it."
"Are you emboggled?"
"I am completely emboggled."

2)
I don't know what to think. You emboggled me good. You should be locked up for embogglement.

3)
"I was... just turning left. Wait, right."
"You emboggle me, mate. You really do."

by ShaneMaster January 17, 2009

Butthole Embargo

When you cease and desist all penial trade into your womans anus because shes being a total bitch.

The woman successfully shut the fuck up once the butthole embargo had been put into place.

by Bungholiocious March 18, 2010

Dick Emberged

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Emberged.

by Dan Ware April 22, 2018

emorgasm

An emorgasm is a reaction formation, or psychiatric defense mechanism in which, upon confrontation with depressing emo phenomena, one has an orgasm.

"Hey, can I borrow your guitar? I'll even put an A.F.I. sticker on it for you..."
"Kevin, of course! Thats like a major emorgasm!"

by abq_assmilk August 10, 2006

Embargo

The banning of trade with a country.

Embargo

by Emokiss June 5, 2009

embargo

When one is denied of intercourse or sexual activity from his partner.

Derived from the formal definition of embargo, in which a country is put under prohibition of goods coming in or out. In this case, no penises come in or out.

Aaron: Yo Billy, did she put an embargo on you last night?
Billy: Yeah man, she was pissed. I didn't get nothing. :/

by loki goes rawr January 17, 2005

embargo

o grab me ' backwards.

Embargo! Embargo! Embargo! Embargo!

by JOSHUWEA January 10, 2005