Elvis Collins is a writer, stand-up comic, and DJ from New England. He is incredibly handsome, smart, and charming. He once charmed the pants off a Swedish women's volleyball team.
by elviscollinsfan February 3, 2010
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Elvis died when he was 42 years, 7 months and 8 days old. When you are exactly that old, you reach your Elvisday. If, for example you are born on the 1st of january 1980, your Elvisday will be 9th of August, 2022.
It is a day to think and be reminded about how little you have achieved in life, compared to Elvis.
It is a day to think and be reminded about how little you have achieved in life, compared to Elvis.
by johnny from stovner May 7, 2010
Get the Elvisday mug.Term used to describe the stressful act of having excessive demands placed upon you, or being unfairly manipulated, by colleagues or partners, to such an extent that you seem to have lost control of your limbs and are spiralling aimlessly from one task to the next without accomplishing a thing.
Derives from the car ornament of the same name where a jumpsuit clad image of the King spins frantically on the dashboard.
Derives from the car ornament of the same name where a jumpsuit clad image of the King spins frantically on the dashboard.
"How did that fucker get the job? He keeps changing his fuckin' mind and now I'm jumpin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."
"She told me to pick up the laundry, then pick up the kids after I've put the photos into Boots! She's got me dancin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."
"She told me to pick up the laundry, then pick up the kids after I've put the photos into Boots! She's got me dancin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."
by Erchie McGeakle December 24, 2006
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Elvis Is Dead lyrics
Elvis had an heart-attack, 'cos he got too bleedin' fat.
He weighed nearly half a ton, he looked more like a pregnant mum.
Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead.
Elvis had a gammy leg, he had a gammy head.
He had a gammy kidney, he's better-off dead.
In August 1977, Elvis met his fate.
But he couldn't get into heaven, 'cos he couldn't get thru the gate.
Elvis is Dead thank fuck!
Elvis had an heart-attack, 'cos he got too bleedin' fat.
He weighed nearly half a ton, he looked more like a pregnant mum.
Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead.
Elvis had a gammy leg, he had a gammy head.
He had a gammy kidney, he's better-off dead.
In August 1977, Elvis met his fate.
But he couldn't get into heaven, 'cos he couldn't get thru the gate.
Elvis is Dead thank fuck!
by mohair May 24, 2007
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He likes chicken wings, and loves to snuggle. He is very furry, and often has poo nuggets stuck on his butt.
He likes chicken wings, and loves to snuggle. He is very furry, and often has poo nuggets stuck on his butt.
by Rondaaaa April 15, 2014
Get the elvis the cat mug.The act of falling asleep on the toilet, generally after consuming a large quantity of alcohol. Sitting on it nude and clasping a book is optional.
"I couln't get into the toilet last night. Chris had come home pissed and performed a 'Half Elvis'. It took 30 minutes of banging on the door until he woke up!"
by mmaplethorpe March 7, 2008
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