Elton Johning

Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done

I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.

by Andrew Stone August 10, 2007

elton john

Absolutely amazing and talented musical genious. Personally my favourite singer since I was 4. Just so happens to be a homosexual, but that does not affect his awesome skills! Everyone get a copy of "Your Song" right now!

Person 1: WOW! Elton John kicks ass
Person 2: No way! That guy is a fag
Person 1: Shuttup dude, Elton rocks
Person 2: Hey you're right, this cat kicks ass.

by ae_andrea February 25, 2004

elton john

One of the greatest musicians EVER. Criticized by closed minded idiots because of his sexuality. Has made AWESOME songs like "Rocket Man" and "Tiny Dancer". Elton John rocks.

Elton John sung Rocket Man. 'Nuff said.

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

elton john

elton john is One of the best musicians ever to grace the world. once straight now homo, but that does not matter when you produse music like his. others hate him because he is 1. gay 2. soft. 3. amazing

Goth. elton john sucks
Me (with gun). no you suck, fuck the dark lord (shoots gun into goth's stomach)

by jballadelahood June 08, 2006

Elton Johning

It doesn't mean what you think it means.

Chris: I was Elton Johning it.

by D Moore March 21, 2014

Elton Johns

English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. Also, a knight. His best accomplishment is that he is the father of American Idol Contestant and now singer Michael Johns

I'm Elton Johns, father of Micheal Johns

by SuckMyJohns2 January 01, 2009

elton john

A talented musician who prefers wangs in his bum.

Elton John's hits include "Crocodile Rock," "Rocketman," "Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road," "Candle in the Wind," and David Furnish's ass.

by Pimpmaster Pete May 19, 2007