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Amish Electrician

Completely fake or made up job, usually to impress a girl but can also be used on parents. friends or future employers.

Can also mean shoddy workmanship or a screwed up job
You told that girl at the party you are a tax lawyer? You don't even have a job. You should have told her your a freakin Amish Electrician.

You put project manager on your last resume, Jesus if your going to lie just put head Amish Electrician while you at it.

I dont think that girls dad likes you. You told him your self employed, you should have said your an Amish Electrician, it would sound more believable.

Look at this wiring job, it looks like it was done by an Amish Electrician!
by Joecoool November 2, 2010
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electrickin

Electrickin are a fringe group of human society who, for one reason or another, believe themselves to be the physical manifestation of physical forces, typically electricity, but including heat, gravity, air pressure, vapor pressure, and more. Related groups include Energians, who believe themselves as a function of a force, and Timkin/Timekin, people who think they are the physical embodiment of Time, which is not considered a physical force.

Electrickin often find themselves the subject of ridicule. A majority of the forces that they are physical manifestations of are used without the consent of that force and as such Electrickin Rape numbers exceed billions per second on average. Electrickin believe they are immune to this because as the physical manifestation they have demanded consent. Electrickins are typically hostile to those who raped their fellow brethren and as such they demand compensation. They often campaign for Allies that would remove themselves from electricity in an attempt to help slow down the rape numbers, which is incredibly sad as no Electrickin should ever be forced to bear witness or be raped.
John is an electrickin, he believes himself to be the physical manifestation of heat.
by anonymous430dirtydeeds May 19, 2017
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cow electricity

Cows show potential to be the new power plants

A new study suggests that some of the microorganisms found in cow waste may provide a reliable source of electricity.
Results showed that the microbes in about a half a liter of rumen fluid – fermented, liquefied feed extracted from the rumen, the largest chamber of a cow's stomach – produced about 600 millivolts of electricity. That's about half the voltage needed to run one rechargeable AA-sized battery, said Ann Christy, a study co-author and an associate professor of food, agricultural and biological engineering at Ohio State University.
by Oliverpoo October 23, 2005
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A movement among christians who believe that the discovery of electricity came form the devil to turn the world toward sin. They point to tv,movies and ceel phones as an example.
They seek to come to power and then do away with electricity and electronics either trashing them and/or burning them up.
My preacher is in the electricity is the work of the devil movement.
by Deep blue 2012 August 13, 2010
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Electricity Man

A man who works with electrical equipment.
'That light's flickering a bit. I better get the electricity man over to fix it.'
by Count Crumpet September 20, 2015
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Electricity

"the atmosphere was charged with a dangerous sexual electricity“
by Electricitaylor March 20, 2020
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fatic electricity

when a 200+ pound FAT girl touches countless metal objects and is shocked by all. A bad idea to get gas if you're experiencing this phenomenon.
Fat Girl - "Oh my gosh!!!! this door knob keeps f-in shockin me!!!"
The Other Person - "Must be your FATIC ELECTRICITY!"
by DZH October 21, 2010
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