electrickin 

Electrickin are a fringe group of human society who, for one reason or another, believe themselves to be the physical manifestation of physical forces, typically electricity, but including heat, gravity, air pressure, vapor pressure, and more. Related groups include Energians, who believe themselves as a function of a force, and Timkin/Timekin, people who think they are the physical embodiment of Time, which is not considered a physical force.

Electrickin often find themselves the subject of ridicule. A majority of the forces that they are physical manifestations of are used without the consent of that force and as such Electrickin Rape numbers exceed billions per second on average. Electrickin believe they are immune to this because as the physical manifestation they have demanded consent. Electrickins are typically hostile to those who raped their fellow brethren and as such they demand compensation. They often campaign for Allies that would remove themselves from electricity in an attempt to help slow down the rape numbers, which is incredibly sad as no Electrickin should ever be forced to bear witness or be raped.

John is an electrickin, he believes himself to be the physical manifestation of heat.

electrickin by anonymous430dirtydeeds May 19, 2017

Electrician 

A person who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand, for a price you can't afford.

Notorious for being sexually harassed by married woman who wish their husband was half the man an electrician is.

Does not play well with others, specifically*: fitters, welders, plumbers, carpenters, mudders, tapers, ironworkers**, insulators, flooring installers, glaziers, laborers and brickys.

*Unless said trade has a valuable cocaine source.

**Ironworkers and electricians generally share a mutual respect and don't fuck with each other

Mike called Brian the electrician to repairethe tower crane. The crane was running in 12 minutes. Brian billed a 4 hr service call on double time for the work order and went home. Everyone hated and wished they could be Brian. Brian's wife was so happy he was home at 10:30am, she made him a steak sandwich for lunch and offered him a BJ while he ate it. Brian lived happily ever after.

Electrician by 309A$hawzy June 10, 2018

Electrician 

Rumoured to be imortal, beings trained in the art of harnessing and controlling mystical power, seen only from the heavens by mans eyes. They are rumoured to secretively run the world.

Do not attempt combat with such individuals... such would be severe folly and would lead to certain death of anyone who tried.

Other Attributes:

Powers of perssuasion.(noted ability to cause confusion on mortals in order to accumulate wealth).

Locations most likely to be found: In their modern day stallions, vans at drive-thru food chains asleep during warm hours of the day... do not approach van for advice on ANYTHING during this period... it could be fatal .

The Electrician made everyone happy in Maddison Square Garden buy using his mystical energy to show amazing festive illuminations at Christmas. The energy was so powerful it lasted 4 weeks straight !!!

Electrician by One who knoweth the way May 23, 2012

Heavy electricity 

It's caused by particle accelerators sending huge jolts of power into domestic power lines. These knock the electricity back into its wild state, which is much heavier due to flattened electrons. The devastating result is that huge masses of heavy electricity start randomly falling out of wires and crashing onto anything below.

Heavy electicity is regularly flattening cattle in Sri Lanka.

Heavy electricity by Kevchenko March 29, 2005

Keyboard Electrician 

Someone who goes on YouTube and pretends there a master electrician they also criticize the work of a licensed electrician.

“He should have installed a GFCI protected outlet every electrician knows that.”

“Here comes the keyboard electricians!”

Keyboard Electrician by Keyboardeletroction April 4, 2020

electrokinesis 

the kinetic ability to conjure & manipulate high amounts electricity with your mind and/or body alone

I wish I had electrokinesis...maybe one day. :o(>

electrokinesis by Muffin Kaleidoscope Sex Bunny January 11, 2008

electrifying personality 

a person with a electrifying personality makes people happy and always brings the fun to the crew.

the twin's jokes called everyones attention with their electrifying personality.

electrifying personality by SusyQ LeE February 3, 2010