Egging

Egging is fun prank that the youth of today enjoy alot. It is the art of throwing eggs, usally at cars, houses and sometimes people. Its really annoying, stinks and is a bitch to clean off. But its fun to do, to watch people shout at you and looks great when the egg explodes all of a surface, even better if its a person! When you throw loads of eggs at one thing it is called slaugtering. It is usally done on halloween.

"Lets go egging tonight"

"We just slaughtered that guys car!"

by {~Forrest~} November 8, 2005

egginson

when a guy sags, wears chains and designer clothes, is an overall fuckboy and just a prick in general

*girls walking past* “This guy is a total egginson, makes me wanna vomit”

by hattur April 30, 2020

Eggkin's Law

Any SJW (Social Justice Warrior) parody - no matter how extreme - exists in real life.

Melissa Harris-Perry's channeling of Godfrew Elfwick with her Star Wars criticisms is an example of Eggkin's Law

by Peaceful Idiot March 25, 2016

egging

The act of throwing eggs. Targets can be either random or predetermined, and can include houses, cars, people or general city property.
Inflicts damage on houses, and is annoyingly hard to clean off cars and clothes, at times impossible.
An enjoyable experience.

"Hey I've got my mum's car today, want to go egging?"
"Eh. May as well."

by me January 24, 2005

Creme Egging

The art of placing a Cadbury's Creme Egg in a woman's vagina and letting it melt. Then the man continues to have sex wth the forementioned female, and when she's 'ready' she fanny farts it out either onto the man, or onto another surface. And if he or she wishes too, they can eat it. That is Creme Egging.

For any of you sick motherfuckers that like that kinda thing. Creme Egging. You dirty fucks.

by Stephen Old May 12, 2007

Eggin

Looking stupid.

Jenny fell in the hall

Oh that bitch was eggin

by KiNG of KiNGS November 23, 2013

Creme Egging

When you blind fold your boyfriend and get him slightly hard, whilst being quiet opening a creme egg and putting the two halves over each side of the penis and pushing together slowly in order to have all the creme cover the penis

Alfie was excited thinking he was getting a blowjob, once blind folded he was tricked by getting a blowjob from a creme egg it was from that day defined as creme egging

by MeganiumSploosh January 12, 2018