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Jumbo eggplant

Dude, I didn't know Steven had a jumbo eggplant
Jumbo eggplant by Donald Trumps cunt December 12, 2018

mexican eggplant 

An alternative to intercourse. A man buries (i.e. plants) his huevos into a vaginal canal and screams “¡arrrrrrriba!” to perform the Mexican Eggplant. Traditionally, one uses the pogo stick 69 position, continuously thrusting the scrotum into the vaginal canal whilst bouncing in a fluid, methodical, and hypnotizing “scissoring motion.“

An anal, also referred to as the wrong hole, variation exists that is known as “La berenjena negra;” the variation is rumored to have originated in Jamaica and brought to Mexico in the late 1970s, but has remained largely obscure.
My brother Jorgé told me how he performed a Mexican Eggplant on my mom. I stopped hearing the bedsprings for a minute, and suddenly “¡arrrrrriba!” rang out through the house. I had to stop masturbating it was so loud.
mexican eggplant by Souvi January 13, 2020

eggplant emoji

An emoji that is used as a vegetable by mature people. Imature people use it as a dick emoji.
"Man she wants the dick!"
"How do you know?"
"She sent me the eggplant emoji"
eggplant emoji by Jsbsjjs May 3, 2016

Eggplanted 

When someone is mad and writes something on Discord and you want to annoy them, you add a eggplant to there message
You guys stop eggplanting me gosh ! But we like it when you get eggplanted !

eggplant emoji

an emoji that mimics a dick
maddie likes using eggplant emoji when texting will
eggplant emoji by jimmy stevan October 25, 2016

eggpants 

The resulting foul, mildewy smell from leaving your pants in the washing machine long after the wash cycle has finished.
"I couldn't figure out what smelled so bad. Then I realized I was wearing a pair of eggpants."
eggpants by Crashh October 29, 2007