My friend's cat OC on The MoonLight-Chronicle
"Hey Effie!"
by Skypath October 15, 2011
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Manipulative twat who desperately seeks attention from her ex. She’ll do anything to keep him from moving on with his life despite the fact that her craziness and betrayals were the reason he left her in the first place. Won’t take responsibility for her own actions. Likes to cause strife and drag her kids into her self inflicted mama drama.
That woman is such an Effie. She doesn’t see her own flaws and just can’t let go.
by Bubbly24 October 16, 2018
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any penis that has a slight curve to it; either curved up, down, to the left or to the right.....generally caused by too much masturbation.

pronounced e - fee
damn nikki - that guy from the party last night had an effy and it hit all the right spots!
by Renee Polmanteer October 21, 2007
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an effy is very hott and get away with anything the women love him and an effy is amazing in bed and generally has a huge penis he is very charming and is extremely attracted to red heads and has the body of a god
alexis: wow look at that kid hes so hott I WANT HIM
amalia: yea hes checking me out
alexis: omg your so lucky! hes an effy and your a red head

amalia: haha YES hes mine!
by cjnkacjns February 8, 2011
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A person who f*cks a lot. A person devoted to having frequent or unusual sex. Sex addict. A person who gives away sex to anyone who asks.

From the first letter of the word "f*ck."
The man who hit on you at that club was an Effie.
by JavaJaneOhio December 6, 2011
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That annoying old woman who thinks shes top shit when shes not. An ugly breed of human who bitches and back stabs people. Her voice sounds slightly like a mans, and you will often find her on her couch ordering her daughter around to clean up after her. She rarely cleans, and enjoys reading the daily horoscopes. She often refers to herself as Effy because she thinks she has a hot bod, like the one from Skins, but her real name is Gail.
"Look at that flabby bitch, telling her daughter to do all of the housework!"
Yeah, she thinks shes hot. What an Effy.
by emilysmith2010 July 6, 2010
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Fucked in the head - psychologically
Omg, you belong in a phych hospital, you are so effy.
by ThatOneWithProblems December 19, 2021
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