eejit

nitwit, nincompoop, moron or thicko. Often used affectionately.

Wendy Lynch

by Ben S Demise March 24, 2004

eejit

Irish for 'idiot'.
Made popular by Brian Friel's "Translations"

You are a complete eejit

by Rob Yeo March 19, 2005

eedjiot

Someone who is more stupider than idiot

Make your own oc eedjiot

by Yohan Seong November 18, 2020

eejit

"An eejit is a person or animal with an implant in its head." (In Nancy Farmer's 'The House of the Scorpion', 2002)

In the book, people who break the law, do bad things, etc. are turned into eejits. Eejits are basically human robots. Eejits can only perform simple tasks, such as cleaning, harvesting, looking after animals, etc. An eejit can only perform tasks after it has been instructed to do so, and will continue to perform that task until instructed to stop.

Also a nicer way of calling someone an idiot, usually jokingly.

"The Farm workers are eejits!" cried Matt.

Rosa, a character in the story, was turned into an eejit for not looking after Matt properly because he was a clone.

A "Safe Horse" is an eejit; it will not eat, drink or otherwise move until it is told to do so or dies.

You're such an eejit!

by -Excalibur- June 16, 2008

eejit

Derivative of "Idiot". Meaning foolish or careless

I'm not letting Jonny borrow my new Playstation 2 - he'll wreck it the eejit.

by Steve M March 22, 2003

eediote

1. a deliberate typo of the word, "idiot",
2. a person on "e" that is showing profound mental retardation
3. someone who shows no common sense

you are an EEDIOTE!!!

by SPLELUNKER June 27, 2005

Eejit

A Scottish and Irish word for idiot. It is often used with friends, though it could also be a genuine insult if said with the right tone of voice.

"Oh my god, you feckin' eejit, Max. What do you think you were doing?"
"YER JUST A FUCKIN' EEJIT. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YER ON ABOUT, MATE."

by LookinForPizza November 29, 2020