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Edline

The worst Hell on Earth. Satan's best friend. A parent's excuse to grounding. A naked jog through a cactus mine field while on fire.

Edline is a destroyer of weekends and a crusher of souls. It replaces xbox with sponges and PS3 with mops. It tears out a kid's heart, rips it, burns it to ashes, shoves the ashes in a wooden box floatin down the river and into a jagged crevice in which it is torn apart by vampire piranha demons and eaten by carrot monkeys.

Edline SUX. It's terrible and just another excuse for teachers to ruin student's lives. So if your mom or dad has one, say goodbye to the sun and your social life because from now on, the only thing you can ever look forward to when you get home from the torturous jail cell those morons call a school is the sound of your parents' voices saying, "I was on Edline today and...."
Mom: Hi honey, how was school today?
Kid: ...eh.
Mom: Really. Well I was on Edline today and...
Kid: OH SHIZZ. *runs out the back door*
by Andie D. March 5, 2011
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The King Edmund School

A British school filled with so many white people you’d think god cummed on it
Not allowed to get haircuts or even sneeze In class without getting an hour detention
The King Edmund School meaning “That boy goes kes”
“Very whiterful!”
by Year 11 from kes April 21, 2019
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Edlina

a girl you can always go to with any your problems. she is sensitive and caring.she will try hardest not to give up on you but sometimes she does. she's a good girl with the best personality. don't make mistakes with her, she's strong enough to leave. she's a great singer and if you'll ask she mostly sing to you. she want to be a doctor but never. she's amazing but crazy at the same time. don't brake her heart because maybe your relay will be short.any guy who wins her heart is the luckiest guy in the whole world.
I sure love edlina

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by tarakucha December 29, 2016
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edline

1. so basically, edline has become the most evil thing known to a kid in the Montgomery County School system (MD). child abuse has increased up to 73% because of edline.
2. a website where teachers have the pleasure to update students' grades so that parents can view anytime they need a reason to ground their kids.
Parent: OMG! YOU FAILED YOUR BIO TEST!??? -b*tch slap-
Kid: -sobs- effing edline!
by Deeeeeeeeee December 13, 2008
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Edmundsexual

Person1: hey whats your sexuality again and what does it mean?
person2: oh Im Edmundsexual meaning Im in love with Edmund Pevensie!
by Edmund Pevensie December 29, 2020
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Edmund the Rizzler

Edmund the Rizzler is a person that is very cool. He has immaculate rizz. He's epic. He treats people very nicely. He is very very very very very very very very very VERY straight. He attracts beautiful girls. He's charming. He has a great smile. He has a great personality. He has great facial features. He has a great smile. He's tall. He's buff. He's smart. He's a doctor, lawyer, he can anything even yours. He takes care of himself. You're lucky if you're friends with an Edmund. Give him a chance and he will give you the whole world. You won't regret it. He's gonna rule the world.
by Felixanderz August 19, 2023
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The king Edmund school

It is a place filled with loads of nonces such as Mr deeley and Mr Osborne and if you refuse to let them fiddle you they will give you an hour detention p.s miss heggie is fat
O got touched at the king Edmund school
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