The worst Hell on Earth. Satan's best friend. A parent's excuse to grounding. A naked jog through a cactus mine field while on fire.
Edline is a destroyer of weekends and a crusher of souls. It replaces xbox with sponges and PS3 with mops. It tears out a kid's heart, rips it, burns it to ashes, shoves the ashes in a wooden box floatin down the river and into a jagged crevice in which it is torn apart by vampire piranha demons and eaten by carrot monkeys.
Edline SUX. It's terrible and just another excuse for teachers to ruin student's lives. So if your mom or dad has one, say goodbye to the sun and your social life because from now on, the only thing you can ever look forward to when you get home from the torturous jail cell those morons call a school is the sound of your parents' voices saying, "I was on Edline today and...."
Edline is a destroyer of weekends and a crusher of souls. It replaces xbox with sponges and PS3 with mops. It tears out a kid's heart, rips it, burns it to ashes, shoves the ashes in a wooden box floatin down the river and into a jagged crevice in which it is torn apart by vampire piranha demons and eaten by carrot monkeys.
Edline SUX. It's terrible and just another excuse for teachers to ruin student's lives. So if your mom or dad has one, say goodbye to the sun and your social life because from now on, the only thing you can ever look forward to when you get home from the torturous jail cell those morons call a school is the sound of your parents' voices saying, "I was on Edline today and...."
Mom: Hi honey, how was school today?
Kid: ...eh.
Mom: Really. Well I was on Edline today and...
Kid: OH SHIZZ. *runs out the back door*
Kid: ...eh.
Mom: Really. Well I was on Edline today and...
Kid: OH SHIZZ. *runs out the back door*
by Andie D. March 5, 2011
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Not allowed to get haircuts or even sneeze In class without getting an hour detention
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2. a website where teachers have the pleasure to update students' grades so that parents can view anytime they need a reason to ground their kids.
2. a website where teachers have the pleasure to update students' grades so that parents can view anytime they need a reason to ground their kids.
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