Ebenezer Ballsqueezer

A old man who gives you a physical at school and touches your balls.

I'm so happy i dont have to go to the Ebenezer Ballsqueezer to join the football team this year.

by DarkAce12598 October 30, 2010

ebenezer pleaser

When you and your sexual partner(man or woman) both ejaculate into a cocktail type beverage container, and then share the contents as a nice post activity refreshment. (Works especially well if the woman is a squirter) this activity takes its name from the region it was founded in. A small rural community in georgia.

Lance, would you and jenny like to join meredith and I for a warm ebenezer pleaser this evening?

by vanillagorilla84 February 21, 2011

Ebeneezer Screw

(v., trans.; usu. used as a phrase, as in "Getting the Ebeneezer Screw): the act of being laid off from a job at the end of the year, just before Christmas.

"Yeah, sorry I won't be buying any Christmas presents this year; I just got the Ebeneezer Screw".

by Andru J. November 12, 2009

Ebenezian

feeling quite scrooge-ish during the holidays... Ebenezer Scrooge-ish!

Ebenezian---Due to the crappy economy, it is impossible to not feel Ebenezian this holiday season...bah humbug!

by Tarastar1975TT December 8, 2009

Ebenezer

When in the sitting position the front zipper of the pants sticks out extremely far creating the appearance of an erect penis.

No Susan, I'm not that happy to see you. My pants just form an ebenezer every time I sit down.

by R. Lee Morris July 24, 2008

Ebenezer

A very small town in between Yorkton and Canora. Where badasses are born due to lack of law enforcement and activities. Where dirtbiking/quading on public roads are ok unless your not related/friends with the current mayor. Also known as E-ville.

All our sesh spots in Yorkton are gone, so we went to Ebenezer.

Your from Ebenezer?! So whats the longest time you've spent in jail?

Ebenezer is the best place to party! You can lay in the middle of the road pissed drunk and you won't get run over!

by E-ville Lunatic October 19, 2011

ebenezer

A close friend, a homie. Originates from an extension of nizza, which orginates from nigga. For more formal settings where nizza or nigga is inappropriate. No race restrictions. Also spelled: ebeneza.

How is my favorite ebenezer doing?

by hdsokwadls August 8, 2006