Earfquake

Something or someone that shakes da earf.

That earfquake shook Haiti, hoe.

by Earfshake February 16, 2010

Anal Earthquake

When a woman farts during the course of anal sex.

The ground shook up something mighty as my wife's ANAL EARTHQUAKE destroyed the bed.

by F John Stank June 28, 2008

matthew thiessen and the earthquakes

A side project of matthew thiessen, the lead singer of the band Relient K. In this solo project, theissen uses the piano more and writes very personal, ballad like songs.

Did you hear Matty T and the Earthquakes on purevolume?

by willoughby August 14, 2005

earthquake weather

A period of unease preceeding a large earthquake. This is not a scientific term, although heat and humidity have been said to preceed major earthquakes.

The term can also be applied to tension between friends, possibly preceeding a fight.

"What's with this heat, man?"
"Earthquake weather."

by David. April 1, 2005

earthquake

a natural phenomenon which is no longer a phenomenon for the people of Japan.

Japan seems to suffer earthquakes as often as Florida gets ripped apart by hurricanes.

by KRHimself March 21, 2005

SoCal Earthquake

A sexual finishing move executed most effectively from the missionary position...

The man, or rather barbarian, extends his two arms above his head and links his hands together as if around an axe handle. Then, while simultaneously releasing both his seed and a thunderous roar (RAAWWWRRRRRR!), drives his double-fist straight through his lover's collarbone.

Robert Downey Jr. is off the wagon and dropping SoCal Earthquakes like it's noone's business!

by jiggity jash January 18, 2011

What the Earthquake?

Used after potentially experiencing an earthquake, often posted on Twitter or Facebook statuses.

Can also be used through instant/text messages.

Originated in California's SF Bay Area.

Person 1: What the Earthquake?! Damn, did you feel that?

Person 2: Dude, I just moved to Colorado remember? I have tornadoes, loneliness, and other stuff to worry about.

by agtin January 7, 2010