Depresso Expresso

Refers to a person that’s depressed and is a coffee addict

“You’re like a Depresso Expresso because of your job!”

by Doodlethepoodle January 3, 2023

Hobo Expresso

When one individual licks the asshole of another human being, usually in the morning.

Good Morning...now roll over and I'll give you a hobo expresso.

by Disturbed1 November 3, 2004

Depresso Expresso

When you. (or someone else) are very sad for a brief time ( a hour to a day)

Person 1: I'm feeling depresso Expresso because my mom yelled at me for the last 3 days

Person 2: oh, I hope things get better

Person 1: thank

The next day

Person 2: hey you feeling better?

Person 1: yes! Hey wanna commit super smash Bros togerar latar?

Person 2: yeeeee

by PaperHatLad March 6, 2020

expresso

A strong, dark, caffinated drink for people on the go. Drank in small amounts. Small variation from the espresso. An amalgamation of the words 'express' and 'espresso'.

I don't have time to enjoy a coffee, so I'll have to have an expresso.

by Jin Guan Hoi To March 7, 2014

Expresso (=p)

A 12 year old faggot

This man is acting like an Expresso (=p)

by noodles' mom September 2, 2017

Starbucks expresso

A sex position that cosists of fucking a woman in the analy when she has diarrhea. When the man is cumming she inmideatly starts to take a shit causing the fluids to mix. The end result looks like a starbucks expresso.

This starbucks expresso tastes like shit!!!!

by Mr. no nut November 8, 2022

brown expresso

When you take someone's water bottle that is not see through and take a Shit in it and fill up the remaining space with water. Then put the bottle back were you found it.

This guy is going to have a great surprise when he drinks the brown expresso that i gave him.

by albert18 May 19, 2015