by jack May 13, 2003
by The Bag Bandit December 02, 2010
by hytham_hammer July 09, 2005
I am an asshole who knows shit about sports and I don't have a personality so I hook up my brain to the Extra Sexual Party Network (ESPN). I jerk off to SC daily, and I release on the #1 top play.
by asdfdsfsdds April 08, 2008
The greatest TV channel out there. Life would not be complete without it. They never shut up about the Yankees, Red Sox, and Patriots though.
by ERAU Nigga January 07, 2008
Complete garbage that claims to be a sports channel, but with how they act, they are more like a mainstream news channel.
Raymond: What are your thoughts about ESPN?
Vale: They are completely pathetic, I used to watch them on a daily basis, but I do not like politics in sports, so the same would apply if their political views were actually for who they are against.
Raymond: Yeah, same, yet some people want everything to be politicized and I too used to be a consistent ESPN watcher.
Vale: Yes, they do and it's absolutely disgusting.
Vale: They are completely pathetic, I used to watch them on a daily basis, but I do not like politics in sports, so the same would apply if their political views were actually for who they are against.
Raymond: Yeah, same, yet some people want everything to be politicized and I too used to be a consistent ESPN watcher.
Vale: Yes, they do and it's absolutely disgusting.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 16, 2021
ESPN is a bunch of ass kissing Yankees, Red Sox, and Patriots fans. Last year (2008) they had a part of Sportscenter DEDICATED, yes dedicated to the old Yankee Stadium, when about 3 other teams were also in the process of building a new stadium. Every February they also dedicate a huge part of Sportscenter about the Yankees and Redsox training camps, seriously WHO CARES. ESPN is a bunch of East coast assholes who don't care at all about any other teams in the other part of the country, except for Manny and the Dodgers. Their so called "expert analyists" don't know a thing about sports, and are a bunch of ex-bench players at Division 3 schools. If you like ESPN you indeed have a vagina.
Nobody gives a shit about the Yankees and Red Sox training camps. Doesn't ESPN remember that there are 28 other teams in the MLB?
by pwnth3n00b February 23, 2009