Erm

your answer when your kids ask you why you're leaving again

"Erm, mommy, er, is coming back soon, beebee..i love you."

by Krkič April 20, 2019

erm

Used often by John Kerry.

"So who are these foreign leaders you calim to have supported you?"

"Erm...."

by Proud American April 10, 2004

erm

Something Steph says when harshly disturbed or shocked. Usually due to Curtis' stupidity, or because he is readjusting his penis. Usually coupled with cruncing into the fetal position.

Me - "PELVIC THRUST!!!>_<"
Steph - "ERM!!!"

by Curtis August 23, 2004

Erm

It's a non-gender specific way to reffer to a guy who looks like a girl or lady resembling a man, most applicable use is for androgynous people

I saw erm go into the family bathroom; so the jury's still out on if they have an innie or an outtie

by Klundamatron6000 May 7, 2018

erm

niceeeeee
cooooool
sweeeeet ect..
ERMMMMMM or
ERRRMMMM

llamavortex: d00d i just scored a phat sax!!
teliot: ERRMMMMM

by Teliot May 4, 2003

Erm

Action to clear your throat after sucking too much cock.

“Erm, I’m fucking gay”

by Pallahma February 23, 2022

Erm

A alternative word for Insane/crazy, used for short texts to shorten words.

bro i went sky diving it was so Erm

by Keko_Krazy June 3, 2022