Monster Energy Drink

The most beautiful and savage beverage to ever be produced by anyone ever. The best variety is the Original, preferably in the BFC, with chaser flavors of Chaos, Assault, Mixxd, M-80, and the vagina flavor: lo carb. It is also known as Green Crack, Liquid Marajuana, and Zues' Meth.

A - Hey man, wheres your Monster?
B- I dont drink that shit anymore, man... havent you read the other definitions on UD? That shits for posers and emos, yo
A- *With a Monster-induced Sternum Strike that goes through B's chest* YOU LYING NAZI UNPATRIOTIC LOSER FATHER FUCKING CUM GUZZLER!!

B- *Now on the ground, bleeding to death* But I...
A- *Curbstops B* SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CUNT BUCKET!
B- *Dies*
A- Monster Energy Drink. Unleach the beast.

by Lord Takatcchipenn June 14, 2009

Demon Energy Drink

A kick ass Kiwi energy drink that has insane amounts of taurine and guarana and destroys pussies like 'V' and 'Red Bull'.

Demon Energy Drink...gives you HORNS!!!!

by Lynx_xo June 15, 2009

energy drink

It is to the mental field what Gatorade is to the physical field. Energy drinks are made to enhance performance and concentration, and make the user hyper as hell. The best of these are BooKoo Energy, Monster Assault and FUZE Omega Energy.

I love energy drinks and drink at least one a week.

by Hand Hanzo April 3, 2005

energy drink

Something that little kids and high schoolers like to drink thinking that they are cool. It is harmful for them so they like to drink it and go "ohh im so messed up over this energy drink!" They act like its some kind of drug but they are just drinking a stupid high caffeine drink that tastes like balls.

high schooler: Whoo energy drinks im so messed up!.

John the invisible bear that watches you sleep: Shut the fuck up.

by Testicle stomper October 10, 2008

Five-Star energy drink

The act of combining a five hour energy with a rockstar. As many of you know five hour energy works, but tastes awful, so we came up with a chaser, a rock star. nicknamed the five star we recommend it for all your all nighters.

Guy 1: Damn dude my lit teacher assigned so much homework i think i may have to pull an all-nighter.

Guy 2: Well you better pick up a five-star energy drink bro. You know they say its a slap of energy to your face.

Guy 1: This is true...

by Teets 22 December 16, 2010

energy drink

n. A soda that a cow ejaculated into. Taurine is named after Taurus the bull.

This energy drink gave me wings. Too bad it contains bull semen.

by AndrewTheJud January 18, 2013

Monster Energy Drink

Some stupid drink that the kids like today. People like to make shirts with the big green M on them, load their things down with the stickers, and generally act like it's some life style. It's an energy drink, not a social movement.

Monster Energy Drink is just what it seems, an energy drink. Nothing more, nothing less.

by Da Milkman January 5, 2009