Elementary school

The only place on earth were you learn how to square dance and play the recorder

Mom: how was your first day at Elementary school jimmy?
Jimmy: (pulls out recorder) hOt CrOsS BUns
Mom:ah shit-

by Uncookedcactus July 4, 2019

Elementary school

Elementary schools vary among areas. Some you get suspended for bringing plastic knives outside. By fifth grade, Every girl is a slut and every boy is still innocent until 6th grade where the shit kicks in. In other words, it's better than middle school.

Also every mark you get is based on behaviour and not how smart you are.

Teacher:"Billy, how was the science fair project?"

Kid: "it was good! I made an electric motor an-"

Teacher: "Well it's not a competition anymore!. Some kids might feel bad, and by

the way this is an English mark. Not science."

Elementary school was gay, man.

by Siamese tumour child June 17, 2013

Elementary Anal Scrutiny

After gathering enough courage, going to take a shit in the school bathroom and older kids walk in and bust in the stall door then begin to laugh at you while you are left motionless with a turd hanging out of your ass.

Adam: Dude i went to take a poo during study hall and some senior kicked in the door and laughed at me.

Kevin: Damn dude you got some Elementary Anal Scrutiny right there.

by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009

elementary crush

an innocent and hopeless crush on someone. Almost like infatuation, but not as serious; when you can't stop thinking about that person. wherever and whatever you do, you want that person with you. Just the thought of them makes you smile. just like a crush in elementary.

person #1- I don't exactly like him.. and being "interested" or "infatuated" isn't the right word for this, but I can't stop thinking about him and EVERYTIME I see something related to couples stuff, he pops up in my head.
person #2- So you have an elementary crush?

person #1- YESS THAT!

by Erika Brooks June 27, 2014

Elementary School Logic

The type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn ass about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. Usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won't be able to back up their position.

See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality

Dude 1: Have you tried sushi?
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.

by Ryan Sprinkle June 6, 2007

elementary school boner

A boner so large, but yet so misunderstood that young school students take pride when getting one.

no way, I heard jack and sally got to see Andrew's elementary school boner under the swing set.

by Chaintokers February 19, 2017

elementary school

a school in which obnoxious spoiled brats spawn from. A place where a kid i dislike comes from and should be grounded for life in hell.

so the same kid walks by me and calls me a shit nuggett wtf is this suppossed to mean? this is one of those fucking pieces of shit that you imagine gouging their eyes out while they scream but i mean what can you do- just swear and curse them.

by anonymous June 7, 2005