elementary OS

A really awesome Linux distribution.

Person 1: Linux sucks
Person 2: I use elementary OS
Person 1: Oh

by justarandomduck July 05, 2011

Davis elementary

The worst elementary school in all of cfbisd's school district. Know for it fucking broken bathrooms, shitty principles and a shit ton of ipads and chromebooks

Dont talk to them they went to davis elementary

by FuckMeInTheAssFather October 29, 2019

Elementary school

The only place on earth were you learn how to square dance and play the recorder

Mom: how was your first day at Elementary school jimmy?
Jimmy: (pulls out recorder) hOt CrOsS BUns
Mom:ah shit-

by Uncookedcactus July 04, 2019

Elementary school

Elementary schools vary among areas. Some you get suspended for bringing plastic knives outside. By fifth grade, Every girl is a slut and every boy is still innocent until 6th grade where the shit kicks in. In other words, it's better than middle school.

Also every mark you get is based on behaviour and not how smart you are.

Teacher:"Billy, how was the science fair project?"

Kid: "it was good! I made an electric motor an-"

Teacher: "Well it's not a competition anymore!. Some kids might feel bad, and by

the way this is an English mark. Not science."

Elementary school was gay, man.

by Siamese tumour child June 18, 2013

Stinson Elementary

You already know all those annoying hoes and snitches be going to this school. There’s always those stupid bias teachers and annoying students that you get to much of. You start to like it and then that one annoying bitch gets bored of you happy and ruins your life. Always has those couple kids who are distinct and are better than the rest in sports etc. And there are always those cute why blonde girls that go to this school.

Damn she seems to be crushing the field she must go to a Stinson Elementary!

by Thatoneannoyingbitch101 November 05, 2019

Crescent Elementary

Crescent Elementary is a wonderful school with grades K-6 and has fantastic teachers to help students learn and make sure students have a very bright future ahead of them. The school has a very nice environment around it and has students wanting to go to school every day.

Crescent Elementary is a place where students have a future.

by -vinh-khiem0777 March 29, 2020

Burrel elementary

If u go to this school u are probly mexican and soo cool😎😫🤞🤞better than everybody else

I go to burrel elementary ofcourse I'm better than u🤨

by Hotimieyser September 14, 2021