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egghead

A serial rapist/child molester with unruly and disturbing facial hair who lives in his mother's basement.
Dude, check out the dismembered hooker in the back of eggheads truck. Dude, check her for weed.
by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003
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egghead

a bald person, with a shiny head..
person 1: there goes Jason....
person 2: he's an egghead, applies oil on his bald head at night to keep it real shining!
person 1: i can see that..
by phasadi May 11, 2017
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Stupid Egghead

Person: Hey, stupid egghead
Dylan: :(
by Bigcooker March 9, 2018
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Egghead Mason

This bitch’s head is shaped like an egg. He facetimes you a shit ton and plays Madden a lot. However, he gives you his complete attention (when he feels like it) and he radiates a shit ton of crackhead energy. This bitch isn’t afraid of calling someone out and snitching on someone because they’re hurting his friend. Pick a fight with him, you’re gonna fucking lose.
Egghead Mason is such a bitch but he’s the baddest bitch you’ll ever meet.
by clarize March 19, 2020
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Egghead

Gary: Look at that egghead reading like a nerd!
by Sh4d0wX April 15, 2021
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Egghead Bullshit

Policies, procedures, or regulations that have no real-world value and solve no real-world problems but only exists because some overpaid idiot thought it sounded good.
Overpaid Egghead: We need to double sterilize the sterilized things to make sure they are sterile.

Rational Human Being: Sounds like Egghead Bullshit.
by SOP-DUMB Author January 21, 2025
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