Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One

Now, we move on to the wacky antics that the adults of Rockwall cannot seem to stop fucking doing.

The “Adults” of Rockwall are monstrous autists with thundering voices and a beer belly that could crack the skye. The ratio of the retarded to non retarded is close to 150:1. If that isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what the fuck is. Being a wealthy suburban community, most of the adults you’ll find here are old fucks with houses and shit lives. As a result, you can’t do fucking anything with some washed up ass Chad yelling at your ass for violating his property. They say that it’s the destiny of the weak to be devoured by the strong, except here it’s the destiny of every choch 40 something with a stick up his ass to go and ruin your day by being an insufferable twat. Not only are all adults here fucktards, they also cannot pilot any sort of vehicle that requires full cognitive function. Every time you blink in this town, some dicksponge has crashed on the highway, thus cause the entire interstate to eat shit for like 5 years, only for it to happen all over again. Perhaps the most ironic part of it all is that somehow, Rockwall’s drivers are so poor at driving that they’ve managed to make all Asians look like Baby Driver behind the wheel.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two

According to the minds behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One,
There is a trailer park!

by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018

Welcome to steam edition

"welcome to steam edition" is a term used in Microsoft flight Simulator 2006 also called FSX Steam edition, This is used for crazy things is fsx

Hot Air balloon doing 600 knots a 50 ft, Welcome to steam edition.

by CirrusDictionary January 24, 2021

Minecraft: PS3 edition

A discontinued edition of Minecraft that is still on PS3

Im depressed that Minecraft: PS3 edition is discontunued

by plsdontdie April 15, 2021

1st Edition

The very first to be printed. 1st Edition is a term that applies to things that are collectable. Since 1st Editions are only out for a short time, they're more valuable than their Unlimited counterparts which are out for much, much longer.

"I'll buy that card for 20..."
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by Shinji Mimura May 10, 2006

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by NIC1 December 31, 2019

Telemundo Edition

A Hispanic edition of virtually any item available.

Jeff: Do you have Call Of Duty?
Jose: Nah, well, just the Telemundo Edition.
Jeff: Oh

by EmersonH September 29, 2009

There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015

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Person 1: Have you played There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015?

Person 2: Yeah, I have!

Person 1: How did you like it?

Person 2: Sorry I can’t tell you, because There Is No Game.

by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 15, 2021