I bet you that everything that has ever walked on the property of Eckstien has given them permenant chills down their spine. Lets not even get started on the fact that about every single fucking girl is a thot and weve pretty much invented the thot knot. You'll realize that one your in the classroom your trapped in two different ways, first way is that theres no way to get out becuase you got fuckin Mrs. Poort standing at the door and if anyone gets up she'll call your mama and have em' come over and spank you and theres bars on the windows, and the other trapped is the terrible state of deppression thst your in becuase when you walk in your instantly hit with the sight of Ms. Nuasbaums saggy ass tits. Anyways... dont go its a terrible school :)
by 8th Grade Faggot January 16, 2019
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A Swedish man, or a man of Swedish descent, who only engages in the roughest of sex which may cause his partner to pass out from the pain/pleasure of it.
Susan - So, hooked up with Craig last night?
Ally - Yep, the man was an Eckstrom, can't even remember what happened after the first five minutes.
Ally - Yep, the man was an Eckstrom, can't even remember what happened after the first five minutes.
by Derek_B October 25, 2009
Get the Eckstrom mug.A video game console who's sole purpose is to suck gamers into it's influence, and once the gamers have nearly reached the peak of their interest, the device shuts it's self down, displaying a red ring, and requiring the now rabid, foamy mouthed gamer to return the device for repair and manage to survive 1 to 3 weeks with out it.
Awe dude, my Ecksbawks got the red ring of death, can I borrow yours? Fuck no man, get your own fucking Ecksbawks!
by Semi-Lucent November 2, 2008
Get the Ecksbawks mug.Eckstein middle school is the most gay school in the state of Washington. Eckstein is so gay people walk around with there cocks hanging out.
by DeeperDadi June 6, 2022
Get the Eckstein middle school mug.Celz- Man, that David Eckstein is awesome. I'd rather have him up with the bases loaded than Albert Pujols.
Dak- Leave my house. I hate you. And don't forget your hat. Eckstein blows and so do you.
Dak- Leave my house. I hate you. And don't forget your hat. Eckstein blows and so do you.
by Pat A May 11, 2007
Get the david eckstein mug.the perfect boy. a smooth talker, and a heart breaker.hes a player, but he is still loyal. very easy to fall for, and very hard to stop falling. YOur best friend, then your boyfriend. Usually has a beiber haircut which makes all the girls come to him.
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