P.E.N.I.S.

Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhaling System

“Hey bro, let me hit your P.E.N.I.S.”
“Yo, you got your P.E.N.I.S. on you?”
“Lemme smack your P.E.N.I.S. real fast dude”

by Bobby Voyage November 27, 2021

P.E.N.I.S.

Personal electronic nicotine inhalation system. AKA Vape

Do you have a P.E.N.I.S. I can hit.

by Wondering_Child January 3, 2026

D.E.N.N.I.S System

The D.E.N.N.I.S. system refers to a fool proof system enabling men to obtain a woman's undying love, accompanied by life love devotion (if the man so desires). The D.E.N.N.I.S. system was made popular by Dennis Reynolds, a fictional character from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The system, although original in name, is similar to "The Effect," which also goes by the separate name "DJGorbeism," popularized by D.J.G. When one engages in "the effect" they are "IN EFFECT."

D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nurture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Separate Entirely

The way to win any girl's heart.

Example of the D.E.N.N.I.S System/In Effect

Kalie, "Hey this is some good pizza."
Dennis, "You're the one that is good."

by Anticapital666 November 22, 2009

D.E.N.N.I.S. Method

A method used to attract women.

D- demonstrate value

E- engage physically

N- nurture dependence

N- neglect emotionally

I- inspire hope

S- separate entirely

Do it right.
You Dennis-ed that girl so hard she's yours forever.

The D.E.N.N.I.S. Method is a handy tool for seduction.

by Taggerty November 22, 2009

T.U.G.I.E.S.

An acronym, that is conveniently pronounced. It stands for The-Ugliest-Girl-I've-Ever-Seen. My personal TUGIES was discovered in the Spring of 2006 at Tualatin High.

(True Story) Bobby, that's the girl that I was telling you about! It's T.U.G.I.E.S.! (Bobby vomits in his mouth and swallows it)

by Domonic October 15, 2007

R.I.S.E.

A BULLSHIT DEPARTMENT WITH NO FUCKING CLUE WITH ANY ASSIGNMENTS OR EXAMS. THEIR LACK OF ANY COMMON SENSE OR ANY KNOWLEDGE IS APPALLING. IT IS A FAILURE AND THE MOST RETARDED THING TO ENTER THIS EARTH.

P1: Hey do you undertstand the assignment.
P2: Of course not its a fucking R.I.S.E. assignment made by incompetent fucks with no common sense or knowledge.

by big nigga 01 August 28, 2019

H.O.M.M.I.E.S.

House Of Many Mexican Indians Energetically Singing

I had a meeting at H.O.M.M.I.E.S. which I was going to be late for.

by the "Sh" in KaSh November 18, 2006