Dweef

The male equivalent of a “Queef”.

“Ewwwwww, did Steve just do a dweef?

Dweef by AlphaAidan69 November 18, 2019

Dweef

Dweef (noun): The male equivalent of a queef; an instance where air is released from the penis, typically during or after intercourse, resulting in a quieter sound that is similar to a queef.

Basically, it’s just a “dick queef.”

Example:
“Dude, I swear that was just air!” he said, looking a bit embarrassed. She blinked and then burst out laughing. “What the fuck was that?!?” To which he replied, “it was a Dweef…. I dweefed”

Dweef by Urban Famous October 5, 2025

Dweef

The small squeaky sound made when air trapped under the foreskin gets pushed out.

“Bro, I moved too fast and accidentally let out a little dweef.”

Dweef by A.A.E December 6, 2025

cottage dweef 

1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.

2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year

Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop

cottage dweef by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016

baby dweet

Baby dweets are new players of the asymmetrical horror game dead by daylight that play the character Dwight Fairfield.

aw, loook at the little baby dweet! Come on, chuck the pallet down.

baby dweet by OOOFlord August 15, 2019

Dweek 

A dweek is someone who is so stupid, not even the TARDIS can translate their stupidity.
A dweek is someone who thinks that because they have watched one episode of 'The Dr Who' as they call it, they are the ultimate fan.

Dweeks must be exterminated.

Dweek: I watched 'The Dr Who' and ERMAHGED I am totally a dweek.
Whovian: GET OUT BEFORE A BITCHSLAP YOU TO DEATH WITH MY SONIC-FUCKING-SCREWDRIVER.

Dweek by Girl in the Polka Dot Dress September 2, 2013

Dweeblerox 

The alien that lives inside the vaginas of whores. Dweeblerox can only survive by getting a necessary helping of penis. Dweeblerox strives to acquire ultimate satisfaction. Unfortunately ultimate satisfaction is unattainable and Dweeblerox will be in constant search for penis, making the whore in question, a whore for life.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm totally going to sleep with Alissa tonight.
Guy 2: Woah dude. You're going to sleep with Dweeblerox?
Guy 1: Dweeblerox? Who's that?
Guy 2: The alien inside her vagina that makes her a big whore.

Dweeblerox by DweebleroxRocks June 22, 2011