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A fast food restaraunt found all over Connecticut. Natural habitat of irratible Mexicans. They make all their food to order, although one must be willing to wait a long time for the sluggish employees to deliver it. Also a habitat for elderly ladies and roaches. The drive thru is a great place to spend an hour of your day.

The cooks at Duchess don't speak English.

The heat doesn't work at Duchess.
"Daym Chris we need a better job"
"But then we'd have to do work"
"Dag."

That old lady is going to Duchess.

That guy doesn't speak English, so they'll probably make him a manager.
by Pinto March 9, 2004
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Dutchess County

A county in New York State. Dutchess is 50-60% upstate, and was previously was fluently Republican. Many lawsuits have turned Dutchess County more purple, it still leans red. The City of Poughkeepsie is the county seat.

People from communities around Dutchess County have been known to be warm-hearted, really sweet, some even walk with a smile on their face. However, they are VERY cliquey in most cases. Bear in mind it's a place like anywhere else. Drugs are common in bad areas of Dutchess and it's cities more specifically. Marijuana is a so common in Beacon the name Tree City was given.

This county lacks Special Education support expect for the City of Beacon's schools, so beware about sending your kids to Dutchess counties crappy schools, that's not biased, look it up.

Many areas have been known to deny jobs to those with disabilities. Poughkeepsie is the only known exception to this racism. The county executor is a republican as of April 24 2010. He's on his 4th or 5th term!

Dutchess is the type of county in which one needs to research very carefully before moving to.
Person, A: I'm moving to Dutchess County
Orange County NY Resident: Oh, alright, I'm not really too familiar with that county, but it seems alright.
by VanillaCoffee April 24, 2010
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Dutchers Underwear

A mixed drink consisting of Early Times whiskey, diet tonic, pickle juice and a splash of grenadine. Named for the legendary underachiever artist Dutcher.

Known primarily in the Midwest, though the drink is gaining popularity on the east coast with the fledging gay erotica art scene.
I slapped 3 bitches after my third Dutchers Underwear. Bitches ain't shit anyway
by DonaldDickstein September 1, 2016
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Duchess

A wonderful smart intelligent woman. With lots of money. Very down to earth. And have great sex
Did you see Duchess today. She so fly
by Real jones December 21, 2016
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Duchess

Mate did you put it in her arse. No I only got as far as her duchess.
by 3astie December 21, 2018
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Upstairs Duchess

When a woman does a hand-stand, and you eat her out.
My girlfriend wants me to do the Upstairs Duchess on her, but she doesn't have that good of a balance....or a pussy.
by RaggedyMule January 19, 2012
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dutchess

a type of cigar similar to swisher sweets commonly used to roll marijuana with.
I split the dutchess and filled it with weed.
by Drew Dollars December 24, 2008
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