Dumpster diving

When you literally have found your mate or side piece in an act of desperation. You know this because the person is gross and you
Know better. Because they are a dirty, STD ridden whore and everyone knows it

“Man you’re dating Phil? It’s ok, everyone goes dumpster diving sometimes “

by Coleyrae March 21, 2020

Dumpster diving

An innuendo referring to anal sex.

“Dude, I just totally went dumpster diving with my girl!”

by XxNoobSlayer420xX April 8, 2019

Dumpster Diving

The act of performing analingus on someone after they have defecated and not showered or bathed.

My husband insisted on dumpster diving, even after I ate Taco Bell and had the runs.

by GoBaut619 April 22, 2017

Dumpster diving

This usually occurs when a man hasn't been layed in ages, and is incredibly desperate. He will go to a bar, get really trashed, and leave with the nastiest chick there, a total scrump, just because he knows he's gonna get some.

This is also a great insult.

Anthony hadn't gotten laid in 5 weeks, and couldn't take it anymore, so he gave in to temptation and went dumpster diving

You are a jungle trudging dumpster diving piece of shit!!

by Brian H December 28, 2005

dumpster dive

a hunt for garbage piles, garbage cans & garbage bins, and loot for (buried?) treasure.

go at your own risk.

Mark: "Sally and Jamie and I are going on a (dumpster) dive this afternoon."

Mike: "REALLY? Can i come too??"

Mark: "No."

by the_planarian May 14, 2005

Dumpster diving

Dumpster diving is when you are providing oral services for a female with a particularly fishy disposition

Dude 1: Dude why does your face smell like bad cooch?
Dude 2: Oh yea man I just finished dumpster diving Lindsay Lohan

by bzerkap April 10, 2015

dumpster diving

when a bloke finds an scungy slut ta root, usually uglier than he's capable of

Tom: Oh shit! Did ya see that wanker with that ho, he's dumpster diving

by Spltbird April 22, 2006