Demolition Derby

A hat that looks normal, but causes severe head trauma

Man 1: Dude, what happened to your head?
Man 2: For April Fools' Day, my jackass roommate got me a Demolition Derby

by Matt |2 May 9, 2006

demolition permit

When your going out on a date with a girl that you want to have rough sex with. You can ask one of your boys to apply for a demo permit.

ex. Yo I'm going out with Molly tonight, I'm gonna need to pull a demolition permit for that A**!

by BronxBomber November 12, 2014

Demolition derby

A demolition derby is when 3 or more guys get an erection and ram them into each other like a demolition derby.

Daniel, Austen and Payton were involved in a demolition derby on Saturday night. Only one came out clean.

by Atuckinyourbutt August 15, 2016

Demolition squid

When you are in danger, there is only one squid for the job. Says shit a lot.

DS: "Look out, that house is right next to you!" *blows up house*

Woman: "O thank you, Demolition Squid!"

by The Smiley Impaler May 14, 2005

demolitionist

An demolition engineer who "Sends It" 90% of the time, all the time. One who has qualified expert on multiple demolition ranges. An expert of demolition.

If you are very good handling explosives and you can prove yourself you become a demolitionist.

by Tracer1371 August 24, 2017

Demolition Hammer

One of the unappreciated thrash metal bands from the Bronx area that have pure talent and ripped your faces off while listening to their first two albums "Tortured Existence" and "Epidemic of Violence". Songs with complex riffing and some kick ass solos that gives you a major eargasm, fucking worth listening to. Time Bomb is their last album released for now while they've gone towards a groove metal sound but still kicks ass. The band broke up a year after releasing Time Bomb but reunited 21 years later. Hopefully we'll hear from them making a new album that will show metal is not dead at all!

Fuck yeah man! Demolition Hammer is sick as fuck! Their riffs make you wanna nut! That's how good they are!

by Shb99 August 9, 2021

Anal Demolition

When an asshole slipts during sex and bleeds out.
Excruciating pain

I put my sick in her ass last night and caused anal demolition.

by Analdemolition March 23, 2017