A disease that causes women to refute all logic, ignore reason, and act like a total bitch to the total discredit of the female gender.
Other side affects of this illness may include: Mass use of social media to garner attention with ill-phrased text images, a bloated and undeserved ego, sense of pride in being called a bitch, dating abusive boyfriends while treating gentlemen like garbage, wearing revealing and/or skin tight clothing then complaining people are checking you out, raving about mediocre coffee houses, and/or going oversees to "find yourself" when you can barely afford to drive to work.
There is no known cure.
Other side affects of this illness may include: Mass use of social media to garner attention with ill-phrased text images, a bloated and undeserved ego, sense of pride in being called a bitch, dating abusive boyfriends while treating gentlemen like garbage, wearing revealing and/or skin tight clothing then complaining people are checking you out, raving about mediocre coffee houses, and/or going oversees to "find yourself" when you can barely afford to drive to work.
There is no known cure.
Rob: "Hey Joe, did you hear about Alice?"
Joe: "Ya her boyfriend beat here so she decided to take him with her to Paris to stay in hostiles, said she needed to find herself"
Rob: "Isn't she in massive credit debt, student loans?"
Joe: "Ya, but she quit her job so she could go on an extended trip with a broke abusive asshole who's on parole, said 'I just don't understand their relationship', sounds like she contracted a terminal case of dumbitchitis"
Joe: "Ya her boyfriend beat here so she decided to take him with her to Paris to stay in hostiles, said she needed to find herself"
Rob: "Isn't she in massive credit debt, student loans?"
Joe: "Ya, but she quit her job so she could go on an extended trip with a broke abusive asshole who's on parole, said 'I just don't understand their relationship', sounds like she contracted a terminal case of dumbitchitis"
by RitztheWise November 2, 2018
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A person who erases coded and canon character sexualities to make room for other representation in the LGBTQIA+ community. Example: A canon lesbian or lesbian coded character being head-cannoned and promoted as bisexual.
"Did you hear about Emily? She's a dumitch... it's so embarrassing."
"Hey guys! I'm a dumitch now i guess.. haha!"
"I hate dumiches so much!"
"Hey guys! I'm a dumitch now i guess.. haha!"
"I hate dumiches so much!"
by anzunation September 6, 2020
Get the dumitch mug.It is a symptom where he/she is acting stupid beyond comprehension. Any logic or reasoning that is said, given, told, or provided to a person that has Dumbitchitis will not matter. A person that has this symptom can not be helped by any other person or thing, and the only cure for this is for them to chill the fuck out, though sometimes they have to figure it out for themselves.
by RoxasXII0 January 19, 2022
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Damn bro that bitch at McDonald's wouldn't shut up. She's making a big scene over nothing!
Person b:
It's all good now she has been fired. That place has been debitched.
Damn bro that bitch at McDonald's wouldn't shut up. She's making a big scene over nothing!
Person b:
It's all good now she has been fired. That place has been debitched.
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