The act of taking a shit.
The kids, being your lumps of joy, the pool being yo-...
Nevermind. The pool can be whatever you want it to be.
...Preferably Vanilla Ice.
The kids, being your lumps of joy, the pool being yo-...
Nevermind. The pool can be whatever you want it to be.
...Preferably Vanilla Ice.
"Hey man I'll be right back i gotta go drop the kids off at the pool."
"Oh nuts dude you have kids?!"
"If everything goes as planned, I won't for much longer."
"Oh nuts dude you have kids?!"
"If everything goes as planned, I won't for much longer."
by Ballsacteabaghard. December 21, 2007
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I'll br right back, i gotta drop the kids off at the pool.
comment submitted with request to Delete: "The phrase "Drop the kids off at the pool". Was originally intended to mean, "masturbating, then ejaculating into the toilet". Since the sperm is the male contribution to the childmaking process, the jizz is refered to as kids.
I mean come on, what does poo have to do with kids???
If i am misunderstood, please let me know."
comment submitted with request to Delete: "The phrase "Drop the kids off at the pool". Was originally intended to mean, "masturbating, then ejaculating into the toilet". Since the sperm is the male contribution to the childmaking process, the jizz is refered to as kids.
I mean come on, what does poo have to do with kids???
If i am misunderstood, please let me know."
by Anonymous November 12, 2001
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phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)
1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.
Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)
1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.
Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
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