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The act of taking a shit.

The kids, being your lumps of joy, the pool being yo-...

Nevermind. The pool can be whatever you want it to be.

...Preferably Vanilla Ice.
"Hey man I'll be right back i gotta go drop the kids off at the pool."

"Oh nuts dude you have kids?!"

"If everything goes as planned, I won't for much longer."
by Ballsacteabaghard. December 21, 2007
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I'll br right back, i gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

comment submitted with request to Delete: "The phrase "Drop the kids off at the pool". Was originally intended to mean, "masturbating, then ejaculating into the toilet". Since the sperm is the male contribution to the childmaking process, the jizz is refered to as kids.

I mean come on, what does poo have to do with kids???
If i am misunderstood, please let me know."
by Anonymous November 12, 2001
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The act of releasing semen from your ass into a toilet.
I didn't even get to drop the kids off at the pool before he left, and you know what? I was okay with it.
by anonywhom September 8, 2019
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If you are a lady and you have just had sexy times with a man without a condom. You may need to drop the (potential) kids off at the pool to prevent a wet patch in the bed and subsequent damp patches in her panties.
That was nice darling. I just need to drop the kids off at the pool before we go to sleep.
by Bazzlington June 9, 2018
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Ejaculating semen (kids) into a toilet or the drain of your shower.
by BloodBaath November 29, 2021
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/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
by anonymous August 21, 2025
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