Pipe Dream

Neil Josten.

"you were supposed to be a side affect of the drugs"
"I'm not a hallucination"
"You are a pipe dream"

by YourLocalBananaBread September 11, 2022

Pipe Dream

all your hopes and dreams as a kid

When I was a kid I wanted to be a pirate and ride a dragon. Alas, it was nothing but a pipe dream.

by The-DudeManchu September 08, 2014

pipe dream

word definition: pipe dream n
a goal, hope, idea, or plan so fanciful that it is very unlikely to be realized.

everyone needs those pipe dreams.

you GUYS. its not FUNNY. pipe dreams wont come true if you havent GOT any. stop being stupid. i know you all have them. WHAT?? YOU DONT? stop fuckingwith me. OH MY GOD. FUCK YOU/FUCK ME okay. I THINK WE NEED A TIME-OUT *makes 'T' with hands*

BYE MY SWEET: sweetnsweaty pipe dreams babe

by cim April 19, 2003

pipe dream

A fantasy someone has while under the influence of marijuana. Somewhere between a day dream and a regular dream.

When I was packin' the bowl, I had a pipe dream that I was on the beach in Jamaica!

by hbi September 20, 2004

Pipe Dreams

The belief in God, heaven, jesus, salvation etc

that weirdo over there is chasing pipe dreams that he will go to heaven.

by Satan101 September 18, 2009

Pipe dream

A dream that usually occurs during a short nap that leaves its victim with a large and often untimely errection.

That pipe dream came at the wrong time, now i have to hide my wood for an hour.

by Boarman August 14, 2009

pipe dream

In MVP Baseball 2005 on the Xbox, a four seam fastball right down the middle or hanging changeup, the latter of which 2005 Mark Teixiera likes to pull down the line for high arcing homeruns that sometimes hit the foul pole. Juan Uribe and Mike Piazza also make a living off hitting these pitches.

*Joe fouls off hanging changeup*
Joe: AWWWWWWWWWWWW, that was a pipe dream!
Jeff: you suck.

by Jonathan Dowdsmack April 08, 2011