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Doug

This guy is the coolest dank meme you will ever know- he is kind, creative, well-known, and smart. He will always be there for you and will be one of the smartest friends you have at the same time. Chances are he is unusually tall, and cares deeply for his friends. A loyal person, Doug may not agree with everything you say, but will always hold you accountable for what you say. But, be warned, sometimes he may need support from his friends in times of trouble.
"Damn, Doug, back at it again with the supreme memes!"
by thesupremememe December 8, 2016
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Doug

A person who is an embarrassment to the entire human race and of below average intelligence.
That guy is being a total Doug.
by Steel75 April 24, 2020
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Doug

A very handsome guy who couldn't be any more perfect in any way. Loving and always there to support you and love you the way you are. Can be a bit shy at times but that makes him even more irresistable. Never overly clingy, but just enough to make you want more. Knows how to treat his girlfriend just right, and makes all the other girls jealous. He never braggs about his accomplishments, but can be competitive at times. With black hair, sea green eyes and hearts as big as they come. I love you Doug <3
C: Look at that girl with Doug!
M: What a lucky girl to be with someone so perfect.....
by Doug Lover <3 ;) November 29, 2011
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Doug

To take advantage of someone's misfortune or temporarily incapacitated state for your own immediate personal gain.
I started having an asthma attack while we were playing air hockey, so of course he dougged me and scored a goal!
by DocOblivion April 17, 2016
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Doug

An anthropomorphic codename for cannabis. Used in situations that necessitate more covert communication
Do you want to hang out with Doug?

Sure, I think he is waiting in the garage.
by 4gehini:) February 3, 2010
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Doug

Doug can be used as a measure of Speed, Height, and Weight

In height, one (1) Doug can be measured at 6.5"

In Speed, one (1) Doug can be calculated at a 3 to one ratio. For every one step that I take, it takes Doug 3 steps to go the same distance. In Turn, the average person takes 2,000 Steps to complete a mile. Doug would take 6,000.
In Weight, one (1) Doug weighs approximately 36.8 lbs.
This stack of boxes is approximately 2 Doug Tall!
This Box Weighs 13 Doug!
by ksmittle July 31, 2019
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Doug

A 6 foot 8 man of African ethnicity. Struggled with trauma such as family being eaten by lions, and distant relatives being slave owners. This man has the sharpest jaw line ever seen and is extremely hot. He is also a self-proclaimed “weapon”. Doug/Douglas says a lot of things and makes a lot of promises that will never happen. If you associate with this species of human, he will inevitably fuck you over (probably by using his huge African cock to rape you). Don’t leave him alone around children as he will likely give into his urges and rape them. A man who has never said something that is true in his life. He’s also from Birmingham!
Wow! This rapist is such a Doug. Probs from Birmingham
by Dagga March 28, 2022
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