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Dick-Douche

Will, the supreme shithead commander of UNH.
Dude, Will, you're such a Dick-Douche
by UNHDrummer March 1, 2009
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Dick douche canoe

Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.
by Willie June 11, 2021
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Tricky Dick Douche

When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.
Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.
by AppleAss69 March 13, 2023
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Dick Douche

A sexual practice of globbing ones knob and shaft with natural based antimicrobial oil. Usually 🥜 peanut or coconut oil 🥥 🌴!!! Then inserting it into youre partners hoo haa! Makes for a great alternative when modern day reluctant females that believe there's no need to wash their business. (99%) Hence they have all convinced one another that its a "self cleaning oven", yet the dhamn thing smells like a broken down fish market. Makes a great alternative when in the heat of the moment! Just be aware of the amount of gunk and funk that comes out of her hence its never been done before.
"Brothaaaa, how on earth did you manage to nail Mary Ann RottenCrotch, all others have reported she wreaks like a bloody bait box down there?"

"Simple, I dick douched her fouled tunnel first. Took a few times but she's yummy delicious sparkling fresh now! 😋 ✨️ 💧
by DA FIB January 18, 2026
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dick guzzling douche

Someone who keeps using your email address to sign up for stupid teenager shit.
Some kid used my email address to create the XBOX handle LuBe_SNIPER.

Wow, sounds like a dick guzzling douche.
by SlightlyAmused December 9, 2013
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douche-all-man-dick

a jock who is so hell bent on being 'cool', that he dose not realize everyone fucking hates him/her.
bill: after chad scored that winning touchdown he totally blew me off in the hallway.

ted: yeah he's starting to be a real douche-all-man-dick.
by duck tape November 12, 2009
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Dick on a douche

A dick hoe nigga, (a.k.a. stepdad) that is a douche bag.
My dick on a douche wants to get a divorce from my mom.
by Bad.bitch.not.a.hoe April 20, 2015
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