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Douchecrat

Pronounced DOO-SHA-CRAT.

The lethal combination of an arrogant and obnoxious douche, an obstructionist paper-pusher bureaucrat lacking competence and accountability; and a career-railroading office snake. Often confused with doucheacrat, douchecrat is not affiliated with any political party. They can be a government, non-profit or private sector employee or manager that prioritizes their own standing ahead of their team’s, department’s, or organization’s well-being.

Often created by under-developed and incompetent managers, Douchecrats exhibit the following behaviors:

· Perpetuates problems they are supposed to solve.
· Delegates all of responsibilities but retains power
· Is often too busy looking too busy
· Sports a shit-eating grin as they obstruct your ability to do your job, your promotion potential, while slowly pushing you out
· Preys on those deemed inferior and deceitfully wins loyalty from management
I asked John for advice on leveraging my event planning skills and downtime to help our team plan a successful conference. Our boss subsequently scolded me, for according to John "trying to go over her head." Now my boss refuses to talk to me and relies on him for everything. I hear that he’s now in the running to get that promotion instead of me – what a fucking douchecrat!
by Douchecrat November 15, 2018
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doucheographer

1) A photographer (or a person who claims to be) who uses their camera to get laid, to get backstage or to catch some secret "upskirt" in their travels. 2) A person who photoshops pictures out of spite. 3) Someone who takes douchey photos and who is also a douche. 4) A troll with a camera. 5) Photos that are douched up (excessively photoshopped)- a term used instead of "touched up".
"I caught that guy in the stairwell trying to film some upskirt. What a doucheographer."
by trainwreck tammy December 15, 2011
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Douchecation

Forced travel; a trip away from home that you wouuld prefer get canceled.
Steve: "You want to go to the Yankee game with me on Friday?"
Dave: "I wish I could except my girlfriend is a bridesmaid in her cousin's wedding in Poughkeepsie so I need to go on some douchecation."
Steve: "Sounds totally lame, pusswhip"
by Marvey K. Gambino May 5, 2013
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Douchecraft carrier

by ICBPenguin February 14, 2017
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Douchecat

You see Jim up there on stage playing the cornet? He thinks he's the coolest cat in cat town, but he's a dick to everyone. He doesn't even tip the waiters. He is such a fucking douchecat
by AxeJazz March 24, 2009
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douchecrate

A person is an excessive douche, more that a simple douchebag. Term is derived from a crate of douches which would imply multiple douches.
Man, that guy is douchecrate.
Douchecrate, shut the Hell up.
by Jake Schepers April 18, 2006
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doucheocity

1- n.How much of a douche someone is
2- adj. to describe someone or something as being douchelike
Dude his doucheocity is off the charts!

Stealing your girl, man thats some serious doucheocity
by IB Nerd August 17, 2008
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