double dutch

n.:
A style of jump-rope, where two ropes are moved counter to one another. One person stands on each end of the whirling rope-complex, and a third person jumps in the middle of them.

Double dutch requires significantly more concentration than standard jump roping.

Wow, I haven't done double dutch since I was 4.

by Wingchild September 13, 2003

Double Dutch Fudge

v; when a man has one hand on his penis, and the other hand is being used to finger his butthole and a partner is moving both arms

person 1: im bored and horny
person 2: want me to give u a dutch rudder?
person 1: no, i want a little more. a double dutch FUDGE
person 2: what's that?
person 1: It's a dutch rudder only my other hand is being used to finger my butthole
person 2: oh. okay!

by tb0ner69 April 11, 2009

double dutch

Using both a condom and anticonception pills when making babies without making babies.

If you're both too ugly to curse this world with a bilateral product, you should be doing it double dutch.

by pariah September 10, 2003

double dutch rider

The act of grabbing your penis and having a partner grab his own penis. Then you grab your partners arm with your unoccupied hand and moving it in an up and down motion (jerking him off) while he does the same to you.

That double dutch rider last night was fucking awesome!

by paulie lemonz July 26, 2010

Double Dutch Oven

When a Dutch citizen releases stinging fumes from the anus and traps the head of a friend or loved one under the covers until the unwilling party passes out or vomits (otherwise known as a normal dutch oven). Doing so as a Dutch citizen doubles the effect of the oven, making it especially vicious.

Somewhere in the Netherlands: As a man watched his loved one enter the room, he emitted ass gas so foul the blanket began to disintegrate, and as she lifted the cover to climb into bed, he grabbed her head and trapped it under the blanket; "Double Dutch Oven!" he bellowed. In under 10 seconds, the woman had passed out and vomited all over the sheets.

by RadiationManx May 25, 2011

Double Dutch Oven

When you and your significant other are laying in bed and both of you fart; then pulling the covers over both your heads.

Me and my girlfriend ate at our favorite Mexican restaurant tonight and had the bean and cheese nachos for 2. Looks like a double Dutch oven kind of night for us.

by 210toohigh February 13, 2021

doublescutch

Smoking a whole pack of cigarettes at once

This dude at the party did a doublescutch.

by Bruh...who took my forklift fr February 20, 2019