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double-barrel shotgun 

A shotgun with two barrels, two bullets, and has more stopping power then a desert eagle on 'roids. When fired, you can reload one bullet, or fire both and reload both. Simply a matter of preference. Also has incredible recoil if your not careful, and it can AND WILL break your arm/shoulder/face.
Guy 1: Hey, lets fire this double-barrel shotgun with one hand!
*fires*
Guy 1: Shit, I think I broke my arm!

Guy 2: Owned.
double-barrel shotgun by Lolw00t December 21, 2008
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Double Barrel Shotgun Nose 

When someone has nostrils that look like blow holes. Just pray they don't look up and spray on you.

double barrel shotgun nose 

Someone with who has a nose that sticks upward.

If you have that nose you can shoot walruses and shoot with your tits.

double barrel shotgun wedding 

See shotgun wedding. When the female party involved in the shotgun wedding is pregnant with twins.
Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.

Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.

The Double-Barrel Shotgun 

When two penises are put side-by-side, and in some way attached. Then get a blowjob, ejaculating at the same time.
Me and my Jeff gave some girl The Double-Barrel Shotgun last night

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun 

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.
My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

double barrel snotgun

Thinking you have contained the snot missiles from a juicy sneeze only to find one of the slimy slugs found its way between for fingers and having a friend or co-worker tell you some hours later that there is snot on your shirt or tie.
I found dried snot on my jacket from a double barrel snotgun three days ago.