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Doordash

An app that fat, lazy, entitled people use to order food so that a disgusting bum can go into a restaurant, get your food, put it in his van full of trash and an aroma of cat urine, and munch on some of your fries while driving around in circles pretending to find your home because their boss can probably track them. All for a restaurant that probably does delivery on their own. That’s what you get for stealing money from a business.
Doordash took 2 hours to bring me my Taco Bell. When it got here it was cold, and on top of that I found a toenail in my taco! YUCK!
by hoe4milfs December 4, 2021
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Doordash Broke

Life Situations that happen simultaneously just before payday...mostly the Munchies and knowledge of incredibly fast delivery you can't have at the moment!
Bitch l'm so Doordash Broke they're not taking my fake calls anymore!
by Anniemonikers💖 January 27, 2022
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Doordash

A company that gets your address wrong even when you specify it.
Doordash sent my order to the wrong place yet again
by The termite slayer November 9, 2022
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Doordash Challenge

A term coined by the GOAT Patrick "Aches Price, is when a Call of Duty team gets 3 - 0 whooped. And before the match people would order Doordash and see what would happen first the Doordash delivery or 3 - 0 whooping.
Dude Faze is playing London
Yeah its a Doordash Challenge , London gonna get cooked harder than my order
by Sokonama :) July 20, 2023
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Doordash

To jump from one hole (door)to another. Without tidying up.
Trevor, bruh I was hitting it so hard from behind and was about to bust so I hopped up and I doordashed right into her mouth--- She's not having these kids.
by Jimmaybuttler August 3, 2019
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docksmash

to ditch and burn; dine and dash; or turd and birdie
the man docksmashed the car wash by shooting a washer and running
by Bobithingdfa April 20, 2006
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Doorbashmcscrooge

When you brutally smash your toenail into a door and a fellow country boy sticks his dick inside of your screaming mouth
Watch out for that door or you might get doorbashmcscrooge
by Nick spinella April 6, 2017
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