Slowest Common Denominator

The kid in class who slows down the rest by having to get every last thing repeated to him/her 8 times before understanding it.

Teacher 1) I hear you got Tommy and Linda in English class. I had them last year. They're some really bright kids.

Teacher 2) Yeah, but I feel horrible. It's damn near Christmas and we still haven't finished basic sentence structure because Kyle still doesn't understand subject-verb agreement and he asks me 2 dozen questions per class that I've already answered.

Teacher 1) That's always so unfortunate, when the brightest in the bunch are put in the same classes as the Slowest Common Denominator.

Teacher 2) Yeah. I wish there was room in the budget to have more advanced classes.

by daphunkeefeel1 July 17, 2012

dominatrux

A male dominatrix.

Today I went to purchase the services of a dominatrux. He was awesome.

by nooooooooooooooooooooooope October 21, 2013

common denominator

(n.) A factor that appears the same in different situations. Derived from mathematics where the numerator is divded by the lowest common denominator in fraction questions where it must be discovered which fraction is bigger by making the denominator the same.

Your face is the common denominator in three robberies at your place of work, which implies you have a connection to these robberies, although we could be wrong.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 2, 2004

denominator

1) Mathematics. The expression written below the line in a common fraction that indicates the number of parts into which one whole is divided.

2) A common trait or characteristic.

3)An average level or standard: The success of the film demonstrates the denominator of public taste.

denominator

n : the divisor of a fraction

by Wounded December 29, 2004

Soft Dominatrix

A female dom that orders the sub to do such things as rub her feet, massage her back and legs, etc. The dom controls when, where, and how the sub reaches gratification...or doesn't reach it as the case may be. As is typical, the sub must do whatever the dom requires. This type of role play generally does not include any forms of punishment or pain but is instead based on the dom just completely controlling the situation for her maximum enjoyment.

"First I had my sub buy me dinner and then rub my feet. Then, I had him bring me to climax with a toy. Only then did I allow him to pleasure himself while I watched. What a great night! I love being a Soft Dominatrix because I get what I want how I want it!"

by Suzanna13 November 1, 2007

dominatrix midget

noun:
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.

As seen on Jerry Springer:

The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.

#1:
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."

Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"

Rodion: "Yes."

#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor

by Argonak April 11, 2008

Lesbian Dominatrix

A Lesbian Dominatrix or Lesbian Mistress is a woman who takes the dominant role in lesbian bondage and discipline, dominance and submission (BDSM).

Activities performed on her lesbian slaves include severe, restrictive bomdage/gagging, public humiliation, pussy/pussy-smell worship, forced toilet-sex, face-sitting, inverted suspension, hot-wax punishment ... and pussy, rectum, sex-gland and bladder torture, etc.

I think Clitlynn (PalaceofGlamour.com) is really turning into a Lesbian Dominatrix. She recently seduced Stephanie, tied her up and gagged her with her used pantyhose then beat the shit out of her. Then pissed in Stephanie's willing mouth before she force buttfucked her with her 12" hot-pink strap-on.

by Clitlynn (PalaceofGlamour.com) February 23, 2009