Div

Meaning to act like one has special needs.

Shelley: Katies being a div again sigh

by lolatmerly December 20, 2009

Div

A dozy person, who's perhaps a bit stupid, or just vacant.

Marni: *kisses teeth* Don't like English, bruv. Miss is such a div I don't learn nothing in her lessons, so I go to Sir's English class. He is well a div; just lets me sit in the corner doing nothing

by Whoremonger April 15, 2008

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british slang for stupid // tom holland's and harrison osterfield's nick names for friendship

" oh you divvy div div !! "

by heyoooopp December 2, 2019

Div

Word used by idiots to describe someone they think is an idiot (but actually is not).

Usually used wrongly or affectionately.

What a div.

Shut up you div.

by Brringo March 1, 2022

Div

Someone who gets a tattoo but doesn't know where! Possibly balding, tanned and knocking on a bit! :)

Oh hey! I'm getting a Tattoo.
Where you getting it done?
On my arm.
I meant the studio you Div!

by MrCoolio July 25, 2013

div

A customized layout used for Myspace.

My new div took me 2 days to make.

by Jfender24 August 8, 2007

Div

The nickname for a five star (or three star) chef, A voracioous blogger and constant and loyal companion. Known for thoughtful birthday presents, pigtails, lavish generosity and teflon frying pans.
If you know a Div, your life will be ENRICHED.

Div made me a lobster souffle on saturday, The Ritz pales in comparison to his/her food.

by ILoveNom October 25, 2011