Dishwatching

The shameful act of sitting at the dinner table and watching others do dishes. Sitting in such a manor that you could be confised for an old old wooden boat.

-"WTF, that son of a bitch bobby is dishwatching again."

- "Dont look now, but we gotta dishwatcher"

- "Is that an old old wooden boat?...no...nope thats a dishwatcher"

by a very - concerned citizen May 24, 2012

dish washing liquid

Mary's knockers. they are simply shaped like dishwashing liquid bottles.

hey guys are my tits shaped like dishwashing liquid bottles?

by acetic December 31, 2003

uphill dish washing

A difficult task to perform. A task that requires a great deal of effort to complete, reaching near impossibility.

I want to convince my brother to switch back to PC, but his old XP box froze all the time. His iMac has never had any problems. Convincing him would be a real uphill dish washing.

by oldmanoreily April 10, 2010

dishwashia

The uncontrollable urge to check if the dishwasher's empty, even mid-makeout.

Jim's Dishwashia struck again - he paused our wedding vows to make sure the plates were put away

by anonymous December 16, 2024