Dirty Keldin

When you fuck someone and then hit them with your car like GTA.

Dude last night I did a dirty keldin.

by BubbyBoi69 April 16, 2020

Dirty Kellen

When your talking with a girl you like and she suddenly becomes a bitch so you then you ask her to tap and she says yes but you end up just MMA fighter her in the middle of sex naked and she flicks your balls so hard they malfunction and continuously cum everywhere.

Yeah we broke up because I ended up pulling a Dirty Kellen

by Boy man in the toilet October 16, 2022

Dirty kelsey

With a friend in the bathroom you can commit a dirty kelsey by quickly whipping your top off and going down on the girl that your friend thought he had pulled knowing full well she is on her period.

I wanted to taste her period so when my mate went the loo I done a dirty kelsey on his girl.

by Mush1234 October 29, 2021

Dirty Kellie

When you go to the homeless camps and pay the homeless guys to sexually molest you however they want. Then come home to your boyfriend Tim and drop shit in his mouth using his taste buds

Man I had a long weekend, I went to Portland and did a Dirty Kellie

by Not my job Dalton March 26, 2020

Dirty Kels

When she takes 15 Xanax, fucks you to sleep. Then steals your bodywash and checkbook

I had this chick over last night n she gave me a dirty kels

by Kozdog35 May 28, 2019

dirty keldin

When you have sexual intercourse and then hit the bitch like you’re in GTA.

Dude I heard you pulled a Dirty Keldin last night!

by BubbyBoi69 April 16, 2020

dirty kelvon

A dirty kelvon is the when you and your significant other are having intercourse and you urinate into your partner, then giving oral sex to your partner.

Aye yo straight up I’m bout to dirty kelvon the bitch when she slide through tonight

by OG dirty kelvon May 2, 2020