Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces

Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean

by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021

Dirty bean

A lovely young lady that loves attention seeking and getting slutted out with nothing in return !

Ayeee bruvah did you knock that dirty bean down from the club last night

by Shuge dollaz January 13, 2023

the dirty bean stalk

the act of putting any type of plant seed into your asshole and letting it grow, until ones partner harvests the crop

that bitch gave me the dirty bean stalk, i still got roots in my butthole.

by the big rig nig May 4, 2025

Dirty shrigney bean

When you use up an entire box of Kleenex a day, from spaffing constantly

He can’t stop rubbing his nub, he’s always off for a dirty shrigney bean. His mother won’t buy boxes of tissues for the house any more

by OEFFL May 18, 2020