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dirt squirrel

A 2 legged female that scavenges for nut and often displays moral inconsistencies.
You are a one-hundred percent, grade-A dirt squirrel.
by DMort December 11, 2010
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dirt squirrel

a name used for anyone who has skipped their daily hygiene basics, ie no shower.

Also used to reference your OWN lack of hygienic preparedness.
"You're on day three of that outfit and you smell like the pizza from yesterday, ya frickin dirt squirrel."

or

"I'm at the point where I've flipped my boxers inside out and turned them around... I'm dirt squirreling like a boss."
by New Country Mornings May 21, 2016
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dirt squirrel

Ghetto people who come into Wendy's on welfare cheque day and order biggie-sized combos for their whole family and then yell at you cause you don't sell orange pop anymore. Usually from Remington Park in Windsor, Ontario.
"Great its the first of the month, that means all the fuckin dirt squirrels from the park are coming in tonight."
by amac March 31, 2005
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Dirt squirrel

"You fucking Dirt squirrel, why dont you suck my cock on the kitchen counter while you make me a sandwhich."
by Dylan Rose July 17, 2006
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dirt squirrel

A very specific group of attractive young women in their early twenties from norfolk county. Dirt squirrels are intelligent, sexy, funny, and loyal friends who like to party hard and get "rooked" on occasion. These dirt squirrels can be categorized further depending on their squirrelish qualities (for example: mama squirrel, sexy squirrel, stoner squirrel etc.). Also famously known for being way better than any pack of dirty wolves.
by dirtiestdirtsquirrel October 24, 2011
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Dirt squirrel

This term can describe a wide variety of people but in general a Dirt Squirrel is a person(s) who is dirt poor and/or has a bizarre facial complexion and/or is very spastic and has ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder) and/or just looks dirty. Most of whom are found in north-western Ontario or Ancaster, Ontario, Canada.
Look at that guy driving his ATV to the beer store with his little girl sitting in the back, what a Dirt Squirrel!

or

Scott can't sit still for more than 2 seconds, look at that Dirt Squirrel scratch his head like he hasn't had a shower in a week!
by Mitchell H. September 28, 2005
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Drown a Dirt Squirrel

byron "hey im going to drown a dirt squirrel"
tim "WHAT!!"

byron " im going to take a shit"
by lunchboxxx21689 February 22, 2013
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