dirk

1) a small dagger of Scottish origin
2) name of the main character in the video game "Dragon's Lair", short for "Dirk the Daring"

Dirk the Daring killed someone with a dirk.

by eatsdoodoo May 2, 2004

Dirk

The process of buying and consuming alcohol from an off-licensed vendor.

The word "Dirk" originates from being the forename of a footballing legend whose surname carries remarkable similarities with the term "carry-out".

"Anyone fancy a Dirk in the shed tonight?"

by GLEN123 August 22, 2009

dirk

In great physical shape. pronounced 'durk'

have you been working out? you look really dirk.

by J.Po December 6, 2006

Dirk

Milder form of saying dick. Used as a code word in places where recognizable profane words are unacceptable such as a work place.

Hey girl, did you meet the new guy yet? He was being such a dirk! He won't last long around here once the boss finds out...

by Spaghetti Yhetti September 12, 2016

Dirked

To be utterly and totally owned by someone who is obscenely massive and uncoordinated looking. Comes from the German NBA player and current NBA champion as of 2011 Dirk Nowitzki.

"And Dirk sinks the three point shot, you just got DIRKED Miami"

by NBAfan69 January 5, 2012

Dirk

Someone is both a dick and a jerk.

God Brandon, you're such a DIRK!

by HorseCorpse November 6, 2011

dirk

That cool gay motherfucker with triangular sunglasses. just hella gay. Also is dave's bro.

In the comic "Homestuck" by andrew motherfucking hussie

HOLY SHIT LOOK! It's dirk! Dirk strider!

by Fucktard Penisface July 10, 2018