diploid

mexicans who drink too much coffee

jasmine is such a diploid, I saw her in starbucks for the third time this week! It's only monday...

by fella69696969 November 2, 2023

diploids

A term for when your voice cracks or a sudden change in your voice thats usually embarrassing.

Did you just hear Mark he just got major diploids?

by Mysteryhart January 21, 2009

diploid

a person who doesnt really get shit the FIRST or SECOND fuckinn time.
it has to be repeated over &over againn.

we call bree a diploid because she cant get shit the first time.

by beamie January 18, 2008

dipno

The username of the best person in the entire world (real) that goes by the name pluto, they are the best person you'll ever meet and are the coolest one too, 100/10 i love them sm

"hey dipno liked my video!"

"you're so lucky! i wish the coolest person in the world liked my video 😞"

by Yahoosora August 30, 2021

Dinoirection

When you're sperm usage is so "large and in charge" that your penis takes a shape of a dinosaur. Other definitions may be that your irection is so beastly that it is most likely the size that of a dinosaur

Megan: Dang Sterling got me in the bed last night
Cassie: I heard he's real good in pleasing our sexual needs
Megan: He gave me one of them dead gum dinoirections

by Lil John's Sex Slave June 8, 2009

Dinoitis

Very contagious disease that spreads very rapidly when around Dino. Symptoms may include constant trips to restroom , abnormally passing gas , chills , sweats , or sever stomach pains. If come across Dinoitis please take "lipton tea-bags" as it tends to help out within seconds.

pain stomach shit bathroom uncontrollable Dinoitis

by Perrito August 19, 2013

Diptoid

A person with lower than average intelligence .

We have a lot of “Diptoids” in our US Congress.

by Knuckles 308 May 4, 2021